Kiri pov||
"Oh my god dude you are still crushing on that chick. Whats his name again? Bakugo or sumthin." Kaminari slurred looking half drunk.
"Uhm 1 yes. 2 dont call him a chick. And 3 what the heck is wrong with you-" i said tilting my head.
Sero pops out of nowhere.
"He chugged 5 fun dips in class earlier so i think he is coming down from a sugar high." He grimaces.
"Ew." I say while giving kami a look of disgust.
"But anyway seriously guys give me ideas on how to talk to him or like ask him out" i say awkwardly.
Oh no.
"Get him flowers?" Sero suggests.
"He wouldn't want flowers he only likes dandelions." I sigh [bro give me the flowers 🥲]
"Pick up lines?" He says.
I stare at him with a face that says 'do you even know any good pickup lines'
"Watch. Are you hurt because it looked like it hurt when you fell from the vending machine." He said all romantically [idk bro 💀]
What the heck is he talking about-
"Because you a snack." He says and then smirks and bites his lip.
I just stare. What the heck did i just witness.
"That's it im never gonna get this guy. " i say while throwing my hands in the air.
"Hey! It wasn't that bad!" He huffs.
I deadpan.
"Bro with all due respect but that was one of the worst pickup lines ive ever heard." I say while cringing.
"Ugh."
"Im gonna have to see the girls."
"You're gonna have to see the girls."
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~Hey cutie.~ Kiribaku
FanfictionNerd bakugo au Jock Kirishima au I was just minding my business until he came up to me. "Hey cutie." What the fuck- I looked up and I saw him. "Oh. It's you."
