I don't like the world, I only like you

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Taehyung rarely uses Kakao talk, and only updates his profile once in a blue moon. There was this one time he uploaded a photograph with the caption:

Working overtime, busy.

Colleague A: Taehyung working overtime? Sister-in-law would be worried about you!

Reply to Colleague A: She's asleep.

Colleague B: You actually uploaded a photograph voluntarily!!

Reply to Colleague B: Yup.

Classmate C: Ah, you're utilizing your youth to work for a better tomorrow.

Reply to Classmate C: Nope.

Classmate D: You're the most promising person in our class. We're relying on you to bring honour and glory to our alma mater!

Reply to Classmate D: You're too courteous.

RKIVE: Business trip?

Reply to RKIVE: Yup.

RKIVE: Where's my sister?

Reply to RKIVE: home.

RKIVE: You actually dare to let her go off and play by herself? Be careful, other people may abduct your wife.

Reply to RKIVE: No worries.

RKIVE: You spoil her too much, she'll take advantage of you in the future.

Reply to RKIVE: She won't.

RKIVE: Tae, can your reply contain more than just a few measly words?!

Reply to RKIVE: Can't.

RKIVE: Forget it, I'm coming to seoul next month. Find some time, let's go out for drinks.

Reply to RKIVE: Sure.

My reply to RKIVE: Cool cool! I'll come and pick you up!! Call me when you guys head out for drinks!!

Reply to me: Why aren't you asleep yet?

Me: I can't sleep, I've been lying on the bed for two hours already. I want to purchase sleeping pills but I'm not sure where the pharmacy is.

Reply to Me: Do not take any pills. Call for room service and get a cup of warm milk. Drink the milk and lie down on the bed. Off your phone, I'll call you after twenty minutes to do a spot check.

RKIVE: F***!! What kind of damn discrimination is this!!