Peanut busterrrrr 😏😫

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by slashersmasher

by slashersmasher

Chris Redfield had been driving around with Wesker, Leon, and Ethan all day, he was very hungry.
"Hey Wesker I'm hungry let's go get something to eat right now!"
"No fuck you Chris, you're always hungry." Wesker spits out.
"Actually I was feeling kind of hungry too Wesker.." Ethan dejects
"Ugh fine. I'll stop by McDonald's this once ."
"YEAHHHH"
"CHRIS SHUT UP YOU'RE TOO LOUD" Wesker shouts. "FUCK YOU WESKER"
"Alright that's it's Chris I've had it with you today. Get out of my car. All day you've been shouting and being such a nuisance. I don't want to have to pay for your 200 meal items either."
"BUT WESKER, I NEED TO EAT IM HUNGRY!?"
"I DON'T CARE GET OUT OF MY CAR"
"FINE! YOU'RE A SHITTY FRIEND ANYWAY"
Chris gets out the car and slams the door, storming off and away from everyone else. "Stupid wesker.. I'll get him back one day I swear!"
Chris's stomach rumbles and he pats his tummy. "I've got to eat something real soon."
Chris decides to walk to the nearest fast food, which turns out to be Taco Bell. "Alright. Let's go!"
Chris makes his way into Taco Bell and stands in line, it takes a while but finally it's his turn to order.
"Hi I'd like to have 3 Baja blasts, four supreme taco party packs, 5 soft tacos, 20 crunchy tacos, 8 burrito supremes, 5 nacho fries, 6 XXL grilled burritos, 3
Mexican pizzas, 7 quesadillas, a breakfast wrap, 2 grande meals, 4 Gordita supremes, orange juice, 23 cinnamon twists and a 7 layer burrito please." The lady stands with a shocked look on her face for a second but quickly rings everything up. "That'll be 322$ and 43 cents sir."
Chris searches his pockets for a moment, and once done, dumps whatever he found in his pockets onto the table.
The cashier peers over the result for a second until she speaks up. "Sir, that is only 4 dollars and 22 cents."
"What?! No that has to be enough."
"Sir I'm going to need you to pay the right amount or else you're not going to get your food."
"WHAT?! NO I NEED MY FOOD RIGHT NOW!!"
"Sir please calm down or else we're going to have to call security! Please play for your food properly!"
"I-"

"-I'll pay for it." A soft beautiful voice sounds behind Chris.
The worker and Chris both look for the source of the voice. And what Chris saw changed everything forever.