Jaune: (narrating) It's been about a month since my encounter with J, V & N and my mind transferred to my new Murder Drone body and if i gotta be the honest one right now.....I FREAKING LOVE BEING A ROBOT!!!!! I mean, sure i'll outlive my friends and sisters since i see them as the only family i have left but...where was i? oh right, anyways...right now, i'm in the pod where J, V & N are letting me live in as i was relaxing in sleep mode, or atleast i was until i heard a blast that woke me up and when i checked on what woke me up, i see a worker drone girl wearing purple & black goth clothing and then i saw a headless...wait, is that N!!??
(Uzi POV)
after uzi ''seemingly'' killed N by blowing his head off with her sick as hell railgun, she was in disbelief that her gun actually worked
Uzi: holy hell....(smiles) Suck on THAT, Dad!!!!
she said triumphantly, then sees N getting back up as his head grew back and his visor said ''ERROR, optic sensors offline'', making uzi hyperventilate as she grabbed a worker drone arm, ran towards the rebooting N and slapped said arm at his face, which made N reboot and blankly stare at him until he smiled a little
N: did you just slap me with that arm?
he asked
Uzi: holy crap, it talks.
she said
N: yeah, sorry, it's just my head kinda hurts....hey, are you new to our squad? you're a little, uh....short for a disassembly drone.
he said, making Uzi smile nervously and silent until....
N: (salutes) I'm serial designation N, nice to meet you. I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city (whispers) that's not true, everyone except jaune tells me i'm useless and terrible.
Uzi: who?
she asked as N realized he said Jaune's name
N: wait, i'm not supposed to tell you that part, Biscuits!!! (sigh) well, honesty is the best policy (chuckles) i also can't seem to remember the past 3 hours of my life, but i'm sure that'll sort itself out.
he said as he smiled and blinked
Uzi: uh huh, i uh, have to...(points arm right) go.
she said as when she started to walk away, she dropped the severed arm she was holding as she clutched onto her wounded hand she got from her fight with N
N: oof, struck yourself? just pop it in your mouth, our saliva neutralizes the nanites. otherwise i'd be constantly disassembling myself.
he said as he grabbed his tail and chuckled and uzi turns around
Uzi: and by ''our'' saliva, you mean...
Uzi & N: disassembly drone?
they said in unison
Uzi: riiight....hey, let's go into that landing pod over there.
she suggested
N: sure, i love doing anything.....and you'll get to meet Jaune, i think he's in there relaxing.
(Jaune POV)
as Jaune sees Uzi & N walk towards the pod, Jaune went back inside as he sat on a chair, trying to be cool and rehearse what he'll say when he meets uzi
Jaune: you like jazz?.....no that's stupid, how about...um...
???: what are you doing, Jaune?
the voice asked, making jaune startled and when he turned around, he sees N, who is smiling and Uzi, who is blushing lightly at seeing jaune's looks and sees he almost looks like a worker drone, but a little taller
Jaune: nothing....just nothing.
he answered to N, who was silent until he smiled
N: ok.
(later)
we see uzi's hand in N's mouth, or atleast it was until she popped it out as N's tongue was sticking out and laughed nervously
N: sweet, uh, i'm open to new things, i guess.
he said
Uzi: we are never talking about this.
N: talking about what? consider it, uh, repressed.
he said as he was trying to sound cool
Uzi: and since i met Jaune here, you two mentioned others in your squad...are they coming back soon?
she asked to N & Jaune
N: oh yeah, two others.
Jaune: as for where they are, they're out hunting.
N: but you'll love them, first there's V.
(French voice: One Brutal Flashback later)
N: ....so obviously a lot of mutual respect there, but secretly....(whispers to Uzi)i actually kind of have a crush on her. (yells out) YOU CAN'T TELL HER, OK?!
he yelled as he then chuckled and looked at Uzi & Jaune, who zipped their lips with smiles
N: and then there's J, our leader.
(Flashback)
we see N getting stepped on by J, who was revealed to us that her hair has twin pony tails as the screen zoomed up past her sexy thighs
J: N, you're worthless and terrible, and if the company allowed it, i would straight up Kill you myself!!
she said as she pointed her tail at him
(End flashback)
N: J's awesome.
he said as Jaune rolled his visor eyes as Uzi looked at him
N: but hey, let me give our recruit the tour. outside are the...corpse...wall...thingies? ....and here are the buttons.
he said as he started messing with the buttons and knobs on the pod's terminal, then uzi leaned over after realizing something about the pod
Uzi: this...isn't just a landing pod, this is a spaceship. this could get us off the planet.
she said
N: well, it's more of a one-use missle. they never taught us how to land.
he said innocently as Jaune nodded
Jaune: its true.
Uzi: no, i, i mean uh, uh the worker drones...we can work WITH them to fix this, instead of all THE MURDER!!!!
she yelled while pointing at the murder drone and human-turned-murder drone
Uzi: which, huh, why are we doing again?
she asked
N: other than ingesting their (deep voice) warm sweet (normal voice) oil to avoid overheating and dying? i guess i just wanted to e useful, i was given a job and i always wanted to try my best.
Uzi then gets on top of her chair
Uzi: and look at the respect it's gotten you, N. do you really think that the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?
she reasoned as jaune's visor eyes widen in realization
Jaune: (thinks) how come i didn't think of that?!
N: oh my, you sure are rebellious.. it's kinda exciting, but not as much as (plays cool) following the rules.
he said, then all of a sudden...
(METAL BANGINGS)
N: hey they're back, you'-
Jaune: Uzi is gone.
he said as N sees that Jaune is right, making him pout
J: Jaune, idiot, get out here!!
she ordered from outside of the pod
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Arc of the Murder Drones (Reboot)
Science Fictionbla bla bla cardin rats jaune out, he becomes a murder drone, etc etc...
