Nice abs (wednesday genderbend)

Mistakes were made-

For the first time since the start of her and Wednesday's relationship, Enid woke up alone. Now normally it wouldn't be a problem – maybe Wednesday was out investigating, but she had an unexplainable gut feeling that something was wrong.

"Wednesday!?" she slowly rose out of Wednesdays bed and looked around for any signs of her girlfriend.

She heard something fall in their bathroom and her blood froze, "Wednesday?" much more timidly this time. It could still be Wednesday, right? Maybe she didn't hear her?

She slowly made her way over to the bathroom and put her ear to the door, she could hear someone or something rummaging around in there, this is totally normal, Wednesday sometimes just doesn't answer! Nothing is wrong!

She took a deep breath while closing her eyes, bracing for a monster to trample her the second she opens the door. You can do this Enid! Alright, she decided.

3...2...1...OPEN!

...What.

The.

Actual.

Fuck.

There was a man. A tall, half-naked attractive man. In the middle of their bathroom. He quickly looked up when he heard the door and startled, he dropped a vial of... something that looked like orange Fanta(?) Enid didn't know.

"Uhh...Nice abs... Who are you? And what are you doing in my bathroom?" She stood up a bit straighter and looked him directly in the eye while asking. The man had a proverbial deer-in-headlights look on his face. He actually looked a bit like Wednesday. Was he another weird relative like Uncle Fester?

"Hello, Enid. It seems that I've made a grave error. I am Wednesday" The man answered like he didn't just say that he was her girlfriend.

"...What did you do?" she was a bit hesitant, yes, she admits it, Wednesday is horrendously weird on a normal day, but this? How the hell did this even happen!?

"it seems I've botched a spell quite badly. I tried to make a spell which would make me taller, but as you can see" – he gestured his hands down his body – "it looks like I've made a minor miscalculation."

"Okaaaay. When do you turn back?" if Enid's jaw wasn't already on the floor, this might have made her faint right then and there.

"See that's the thing. I don't know. I just dropped my first try at an antidote, and I don't have the resources with me to make another one. But on the negative side, I am taller, and I noticed my muscle mass has been multiplied significantly, which is something I definitely won't complain about." He flexed. He fucking flexed. Enid was a goner.

"I-I'm gonna get Yoko" and if she practically ran out of the room, that was something only she and Wednesday would know the answer to

When she reached the room she began almost frantically knocking on the door, yelling Yoko's name.

"GIRL, what the hell are you doing!? Did someone die!?" Yoko asked when she slammed the door open, her hair disheveled and a massive hickey on her neck. Enid chose to simply ignore Divina's call of What the fuck Yoko! And just took her hand and pulled her towards their dorm.

"Enid! Where the hell are we going!?"

"Okay, so, somehow Wednesday turned into a man, and if I have to wake up to this... 6'3, lean ass man, you're going to do it too!" Were her last words before borderline trampling the door down, turning Yoko around, and pushing her inside.

Wednesday was standing in the middle of the room (somehow STILL! Half-naked) this time with his oversized black hoodie in his left hand, and his way too small shoes in his other hand, looking a bit lost on how to proceed. He looked up when the door - for the second time in the span of 40 seconds - hit the wall, rattling the ceiling causing dust to slowly fall.

"Yoko" he nodded towards Yoko standing stock still, her statuesque form almost rivaling Wednesdays.

"Why are you so hot" she breathed. And promptly passed out.

Enid was sitting on the bed while Wednesday was perched like a gargoyle on the ground before her, having just finished conducting a medical examination on Yoko. The goth concluded that Yoko's condition was due to his state of appearance. Enid snorted next to him at his conclusion, "She passed out because of how hot you are Wednesday, you don't have to deny it." Wednesday then proceeded to pick her up like it was nothing and put her to rest.

There was a short awkward pause wherein Enid looked like she was building up the courage to say something but in the end deciding not to. He sighed, guess he was going to instigate conversation.

"Yes?"

"So, you're like a boy now right?" That was definitely not what he thought she was going to go with this.

"Obviously"

"And its because you wanted to be taller" Okay when she put it that way in retrospect it seems like a minor problem.

"Yes" Enid seemed to falter here, fidgeting a bit with her nails before a look of determination overcame her.

"Okay, I'm just going to blurt it out because if I don't, I'm not gonna have the courage to say it again so I'm just going to be straight up – Do you have a dick now?" Her cheeks were flaring, Wednesday honestly didn't understand why – it was a valid question, sadly also one she didn't have the answer to in this moment. –

"I don't know." If he was being completely honest the deeper voice was actually kind of practical, because studies have shown that deeper and more gravelly voices were more intimidating, his tall, looming figure would also make people scared more easily. But other than that and the obvious changes like muscles and height? It's not really something he thought of.

"What do you mean you don't know? I would think that's the first thing you would notice" she seemed genuinely curious, so why not humor her.

"I haven't thought about it" He rose from his position on the floor and began to walk towards the restroom.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to see if I indeed have been given another appendage" Enid looked absolutely incredulous and began laughing uncontrollably when he closed the door after himself and he allowed a small soft smile on his own lips at the sound.

He sighed. Time to get ready for male and pretty privilege, apparently.