Joke Smut Oneshots

~When worlds colide (MxM)~

Jesus x Arceus(the Pokemon)

I changed my writing style so that's why its gonna look different.

Jesus- "

Arceus-'

During the religious figure/gods meet up Jesus runs in to his old friend Arceus, and decides to invite him over to hang out.

"So what have you been up to lately Arceus?" Jesus says as he pats Arceus on the back.

'Oh you know the usual' he smirks and looks at Jesus with hungry eyes.

Jesus looks in to Arceus beautiful eyes and slowly starts to talk "You know I've really liked you for a long time now Arceus"

'Jesus... I-'

"No i get it you don't feel the same its fine I understand" He looks away tears pricking his eyes.

before Jesus could say any more Arceus crashes his lips to to Jesuses.

Jesus wraps his arms around the other man creature things long beautiful neck and quietly moans against his lips.

Arceus begins to grind himself on top of Jesus, feeling the other mans bulge under his clothes.

"A-Arceus please put it in me I-I need you please~"

'Okay baby but only cause you asked politely. But you need to promise me something baby girl' He whispers seductively in to Jesussys ear.

"Anything! What do you want from me!"

'I want to you to be quiet like a good boy. We don't want the father hearing us, do we?'

Jesus shakes his head no.

'Good boy~' Arceus then pushes his dick in to Jesuses tight hole.

Jesus winces in pain slowly turning into pleasure.

Arceus slowly slides in and out of Jesus going ever so slightly faster as they go on. Eventually he is pounding Jesus hard and fast quietly grunting

Jesus covers his mouth with his hands trying to stay quiet moaning quietly under Arceus and his giant cock. Jesus can feel his hole tighten and a pit form in his stomach "I think I'm gonna cum!" Jesus exclaims.

'Me nHGh~ to baby cum with me baby please!"

After a few seconds Jesus cums on to his stomach his hole pulsing around Arceuses cock causing him to cum in Jesus.

"You fuck like a god." Jesus giggles a little.

'You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that to you'

Jesus blushes a dark red and cuddles into Arceus and, falls asleep.