I'm The Other Guy In A Superhero Love Story

Neighborly Rivalry

(Alex's POV:)

So here I was, coming home from a voice-over role, and as I walked down the corridor to my apartment door, I noticed something.

Blood.

Or at least I think it's blood.

Driplets of it come from the window, leading to the neighboring apartment door where hear grunting.

???:(muffled) Ugh! Agh~!?

I didn't much care until I heard a familiar voice.

Ben:(muffled) Ow!?

???:(muffled) Be gentle!

Could it be? The love of my life is cheating on me?! Shattering my heart into a million pieces!?

Now... The average girl is stupid enough to assume that. However, I, an alfa woman know what sex sounds like, and... Thus I know the truth.

Through my years playing cops, I can deduce that my boyfriend is stitching our neighbor up.

But I heard my Looker say "Ow" which means I have to smack a hoe.

Barging into the apartment I find myself staring down the barrel of a gun. Soooooo... Slight miscalculation...

(Opening Theme)

???: Well howdy neighbor! You sure gave me a fright!

The moment I barged in I saw an empty apartment, say for a few chairs, and a gun pointed at my face.

I blinked, and now I'm in a bright, fully furnished apartment, real rich home stuffed into an apartment vibe.

No more gun, but a subjectively attractive blond, in a sun dress, getting stitches from my Looker.

Alex:(blinks)... Uhmm... Ben? What's going on?

Ben: Alex... This is our new neighbor. Samantha...

Sam: Call me Sam.

Sam: Sorry for stealing your man, pumpkin. But I had a little accident.

Ew, country accent. So fake.

Ben: I-I'll be only a few more minutes... Why don't you go wait for me in our apartment?

He's looking at me all concerned like... Ben wants me to leave. But... I'm not leaving without him.

Alex: I'll wait.

Sam: Good, cause pumpkin, I've gotta know, where did you get those earrings?

Alex: Oh these old things...? Can't remember...

Alex: I got them as a gift... Pretty pricey I hear... If you're a good enough neighbor maybe I'll get a pair for you.

Sam/Alex:(rich person chuckle)

Ben:(confused stare)

Sam: Darling, keep "stitching".

Ben: R-Right...

I and this Sam chick stare at one another.

Even if I get a "keep away" vibes from her, I'm still not leaving her alone with my Looker.

Ben: There... It's done...

Sam: Thanks, Darling~

Sam: You've found yourself a true catch, Alex. Better hold onto him~