The Double Date

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Ben's POV:

After agreeing to be some character in a show, Alex gave me Gravity-Pants' number, which I utilized to set up a meeting on a rooftop.

He showed up in civilian clothes.

Issac: What's this about?

Ben: I'm here to make a deal...

Issac: Okay...?

I hold up the hard drive I stole from Mr. Niceguy.

Ben: This should have the evidence you need to put the mayor away.

Issac:?

Ben: I'll give it to you if you do me a favor...

Issac:....

Ben: I want you to ask out my neighbor.

Issac:... What?

Ben: You heard me.

Issac: Okay... Hold on. I'm confused. You have something to put away a corrupt politician...

Issac: Something more useful in your hands than mine.

Issac: And you're using it to bargain a date for your neighbor?

Ben:...

Ben: When you put it like that, it sounds kinda weird...

Issac: Yeah.... Can I have more context?

Ben: So basically my neighbor is this superpowered criminal, who's threatening to kill me and Alex daily if we reveal who she is.

Issac: What?

Ben: No, no. Don't worry. It's adorable. But annoying. So I thought if you dated her I could kill two birds with one stone...

Issac: So you got the info on the Mayor to make me help you?

Ben: Yeah.

Issac: You didn't have to go that far for my help. You could have just asked...

Ben:.... Huh...

Issac:(sigh)... What does it matter? The mayor is getting put away soon.

Ben: Exactly! So let's celebrate with dinner! I've got the perfect date for you.

Issac:.... Alex is rubbing off on you.

Well, we've been doing a lot of "rubbing" recently....

Issac: Just to be clear... Do you want me to... What? Seduce her?

Ben: Preferably so.

Issac:(heavy sigh)... Okay. Anything to get the mayor out of office.

(Opening Theme)

I get home and find my lovely lady practicing her lines for some roll. I'm in a particularly good mood, as I have all the pieces I need to never worry about super-ex again.

I've already revealed the Mayor's sins, so yeah. Things are looking up for Ben!

Alex: Hey, I heard the news-

Ben: Yeah. Yeah. Alex, what are your thoughts on having dinner with our neighbor?

Alex: Uhm, sure. But-

Ben: I was also thinking of inviting someone, to... You know... "Get her interest".

Alex: Okay! But about-

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