What If...

-Chapter 1- The Meeting

There he was, walking into his new job, dressed to impress. He was nervous, everyone was looking at him. Well, atleast he thought everyone was.

He felt someone touching his shoulder. When he looked over he saw a beautiful woman standing behind him. "Are you, Bartholomue Sexibomba?" The woman questioned, looking down at her clip to read his name.

"Y-yes, yes I am." He answered, his nervousness showing through his voice.

"It's nice to meet you! My name is Alannananananananananana BATMAN! Duffalicious, I was asked to show you around the place, get you familiar, y'know." She said, smiling softly at him. "By the way, you can call me Alannah." She said quickly before he even answered what she first said.

"Ok, well, it's nice to meet you, Alannah." He said, smiling softly back at her. "Shall we get started?" Alannah asked him. He nodded in return.

"So there are 2 types of elevators" She said. "One for guests, the other for employees, like us." She said pointing to a elevator, further away from the main one. 

They got on the elevator and just stood in an awkward silence. Bartholomue started to give her quick glances, admiring her beauty. 'How can anyone be so beautiful?' He thought to himself. Suddenly, the doors opened and they stepped out.

"So this is where you and I work." Alannah simply said, walking towards a desk. "This is my desk, if you have any questions, I am mostly here." She said, finally looking at him. "Alright then." He casually replied. Then, Alannah started to walk to a foggy glass door. "This is where head of our department works." She said looking at the door. "You shouldn't really bother them, they aren't the happiest person around." Alannah said, making sure to add that last part.

"Thank you for informing me about that." He says, in a tone suggesting he did not care.

"No problemo" She said, smirking at him. "Anyway, wait out here for a second." She told him, opening the foggy glass door and walking in.

After she came out, she let out a little sigh of relief. "Follow me." She said, brightly. He followed her right to a desk.

"This is your desk, make yourself at home, and enjoy your first day!" Alannah said finally leaving him and walking to her own desk. He looked at her walking away, watching as her hips sway, how her curly hair bounced as she walked, how her skin glowed as the sun hit it. He could have never thought, but. He was in love with a girl he just met..

A/N
- CHAPTER 1 IS COMPLETE
- This is mainly a crack fic, but I will be writing it as serious as possible.

- Have a good day/night y'all.

- Word Count: 465