We cut to the Mario family playing Mario Kart 8 on the switch. Misty was Rosalina, Melony was Isabelle, Meggy was Inkling, and Mario was himself. Their placements were 1st for Misty, 5 for Melony, 8 for Meggy, and 4 for Mario.
Mario: I'm gonna get ya, Misty.
Misty: No, you're not.
Meggy: One side. Mama is coming through. (Uses bullet bill)
Melony: Crap!!! (Drifts to gain speed... only for Meggy to get her) Aw, man.
Misty: (drifts to gain enough speed and win) YIPEE!!!!
Melony: Hehe. Nice job, Misty.
Misty: Thanks, Sis.
Mario: That was a fun game. Anyway, what's next on the agenda?
Meggy: I'm gonna take Tari to train in the gym.
Misty: And I'm gonna play with Melony again.
Melony: Yeah.
Mario: Well, I guess I'll take a nap.
Meggy: Okay, sweetie. (Kisses his cheek)
Mario: 🥰
Meggy: 🥰
The family then did their activities. But just as Mario was gonna get comfortable, he heard a knock at the door.
Mario: (sighs and goes to answer it) Hello?
Northwind: (Swoops down)
Mario: AH! (Falls back) Northwind?!
Northwind: (Walks in) Greetings, fat Italian man.
Mario: I have a name. It's Mario. (Gets up) What are you doing here? Don't you have a job to do in Transylvania?
Northwind: Well, I actually need your help, Mario. (Shows a newspaper for Transylvania and shows Bela and Widow in their human forms)
Mario: "Count Bela Dracula marries legendary supernatural hunter, Anya Van Helsing." So?
Northwind: So, they've become a problem for the citizens of Transylvania. Watc this recent footage Speed Demon gave me with this cellular device. (Shows Bela turning into a bat monster and Anya turning into Mama Widow) That enough to convince you?
Mario: ... Wow. Okay, that convinces me. (Realizes) Wait... Turbo mentioned Bela and Widow when I first met him.
Northwind: And you didn't take him seriously.
Mario: It's SMG4. NOTHING IS SERIOUS!!!
Northwind: ... Good point.
Mario: (face palms) So, why did you come to me for help?
Northwind: Because you were able to save Atlantis, Mt. Olympus, and Saturn. You clearly prove yourself to be unstoppable.
Mario: Okay. And, I need to now kill a giant vampire bat. Ain't that fun. I.V.A.N!
I.V.A.N: Yes, sir. Sending armor to you now.
Mario: Perfect. It's time to send that bat to the baseball stadium.
Northwind: 😐😑 C'mon, comedy boy.
Mario: Okie dokie!
Using his rocket boots, Mario flies to Transylvania with Northwind.
Mario; Wow. I should bring my family on vacation here.
Northwind: No time for a tour. Cmon! (Flys off)
Mario: (sigh) Gargoyles.
Once they arrive, they enter Northwinds castle.
Mario: Heh. Nice place.
Northwind: Thank you. Coffee?
Mario: I'm good. So, how are we gonna be able to capture this mama fucker?
Northwind: Simple. We need to wait by nightfall, and catch them by suprise.
Mario: Why can't we just ambush him during the day?
Northwind: I've tried that before. And it cost me my sister, Josephine.
(Flashback)
We see Northwind and Josephine arrive at the castle and enter it stealthily.
Josephine: (Sees Bela) There he is... LET'S G- (gets held back)
Northwind: Calm yourself down, Josephine. We need to handle this silently. Here's the plan. I'll take care of Bela, and you handle Anya.
Josephine: Understood. (Flys to Widow with a spear in hand) The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Out came the gargoyle who clawed the Spiders heart out. (About to stab her, when Northwind fell through the door)
Josephine: BROTHER!!! (Sees Widow)
Widow: (eyes open) Gr... GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Northwind: RUN!!! (Runs out of the castle)
Josephine: (follows him)
The siblings ran quickly as Widow and Bela gave pursuit.
Northwind: If we make it outside, they can't follow us in light, and we'll be safe!
Josephine: Understood!
Just then, Widow and Bela found them, and Widow fired her webbing at the siblings. Thankfully, the siblings flew out as the sun started to rise.
Northwind: We have to go into hiding again and formulate another plan.
Josephine: Understood. Let's go. (Flys away with her brother)
Bela: GRRR... GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Unfortunately for the gargoyles, this was the moment that would change Northwind forever.
Bela: (Charges magic) LET'S SEE YOU FLY AS A STATUE!!!! (Fires energy shot at Northwind)
Josephine: BROTHER!!! (Pushes Northwind out of the way)
Northwind: What?! (Sees and feels Josephine pushing him out of the way)
Josephine: (gets hit by the curse and turns into a statue)
Northwind: JOSEPHINE!!!
Then, Josephine fell from the sky and hit the ground... and broke.
Northwind: (Narrating) Afterward, I swore revenge on that giant bat shit.
(End of flashback)
Mario: I'm sorry for your loss.
Northwind: It's okay. I just don't want history to repeat itself.
Mario: Well, we'll avenge your sister. I promise.
Northwind: Thank you. (Sees Bela) Aha! Bat Demon 12 o clock!!
Mario: (Looks at watch) But it's only 9:00 PM.
Northwind: 😐😑 (Flys after Bela)
Mario: (joins him)
Bela: (Sees Northwind) We meet again, gargoyle.
Northwind: YOUR DAYS OF TYRANNY END, BELA!!!
Bela: You're forgetting it's 2 on 1.
Mario: Actually, it's 2 on 2. (Jumps down) Sup, Biatch.
Bela: Mario. Gear Head told me about you. Though, you are certainly smaller than I thought.
Mario: WHY YOU!!!
Northwind: Calm yourself, Mario. Last chance, Bela. Surrender now and let the citizens of Transylvania go.
Bela: NEVER!!!
Northwind: Then you've left me no choice. We shall have a tag battle at the castle. Me vs. you, and Mario vs. Widow.
Mario: YEAH!!! Wait. What?
Widow and Bela: Challenge excepted!!!
Mario: Oh boy.
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Mario's Count Dracula
FantasíaAfter many disappearances and deaths of people in his hometown of Transylvania, Northwind asks for help from Mario to stop two dangerous and monstrous enemies. Can they save Transylvania? Let's find out.
