Marvel : Nightwing

Robot Match : Iron Man Vs War Machine

POV : Nightwing

Arriving at Tony's Mansion in my Nightwing's suit (and a bag of popcorn), I notice that Tony is drunk and partying as if it is his last day on earth while wearing his Iron Man armor.

Hiding myself at the ledge of the building and I started watching Tony's antics. While I am enjoying the real life movie experience of 'Iron Man 2 movie', I start eating my popcorn.

Tony on stage with a mike said "You know, the question I get asked most often is, 'Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?'".

After a few seconds of silence as he relieved himself in his suit, Tony said "Just like that".

The crowd started cheering.

Pepper walked up to Tony and took the mike away from Tony's hand and said "Does this guy know how to throw a party or what?"

As Tony and Pepper start whispering to each other, I said "Oracle, prevent all the guests from recording Tony making an ass of himself."

"Why?" Oracle replied.

Lets just call it a birthday present and I am slightly annoyed to hear Tony's name being mentioned on the news" I answered back.

Oracle replied "Alright".

With my enhanced hearing, I can hear Tony whispering to Pepper "Come on, you know you want to".

"You just peed in the suit" Pepper replied feeling annoyed. (I started laughing at her statement)

"I know. It has a filtration system" Tony answered as he swayed slightly.

Pepper feeling disgusted replied "It is not sexy".

"You could drink that water" Tony said back in a matter of fact tone.

I hid myself as a few girls in swimsuit tops walked past me toward the stage.

"She's right. The party's over! Then again, the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. The after-party starts in 15 minutes! And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it, there's the door!" Tony said as he gestured towards the door but accidentally shot his repulsor at the glass wall.

As the glass wall broke into pieces, the crowds started cheering louder.

As one of the girls throws a bottle of campaign into the air, Tony shoots the bottle in the air causing the crowd to cheer excitedly.

Drunk girls started throwing things into the air for Tony to shoot, as the crowd cheered and clapped the hand when Tony successfully hit each target.

A few minutes later, Rhodey in one of Tony's armor shouted "I am only gonna say this once. Get out!" before the helmet slips down.

As the guest started leaving, I said "Finally, it is show time!" as I continue eating my popcorn excitedly.

"You don't deserve to wear one of these" said Rhodey as he approached Tony before warning "Shut it down!".

Tony in his drunk stupor called out to his DJ "Goldstein".

DJ Goldstein came out of his hiding place slowly and replied "Yes, Mr Stark?".

"Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to" Tony ordered before laughing to himself as 'Queens song Another One Bites the Dust by Queen' started playing.

Rhodey grabbed Tony's shoulder from behind with his right hand and said "I told you to shut it down!".

Tony used his repulsor and suddenly flew backward and sent both him and Rhodey smashing through the wall into Tony's gym room.