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One Day Slytherin

In between gasps and moans, low voices and murmurs, fumbling hands and rustling through heaps of green robes. The couch creaked and an awkward cough was heard in the room.

Malfoy who just went inside the room of requirement groaning and face palming at the sight he had seen. Two Slytherin lads snogging their throats away, sucking faces, all huddled at a tiny couch beside the window of the room that only one person can fit into, reminds him of flobberworms in one of their potions classes that wiggle disturbingly at the table.

"Oh! For the love of Merlin's bloody beard!! Could you two please get a room!!! " - Draco

As he went in straight into one of the couches, slumping with a thud as Off had gotten off New from pressing him to the couch a while ago crossing his arms on his chest. His eyes were dazed, lips swollen with an evident turmoil beneath his robes as if trying to poke out. A hard one he got one and it was interrupted by none other than Draco Bloody Malfoy the arrogant prick that he is all pouting and slumped on the couch.         

New giggles trying to straighten up his disheveled hair sticking in different directions, his robe discarded on the sides, and his cardigan had been already up his chest as he pulled them down. Now lying comfortably on the couch with a questioning gaze over Draco.

"What's got you panties on knickers, this better be good Malfoy interrupting our sno... them! alone time.." - Off

"Off you twat! I bloody hate Potter that ass!"- Draco

"When did you never hate him? duh..."- New

New side commented as he sat up and pulled the upset Off to sit beside him, afterward leaning on the armrest with his legs dangled all over Off's lap.

"You were just sneaking around by the lake an hour ago, hell it was freezing are you guys insane or what?"- Off

"hummmm uhh.."- New

"That git had decided it was best to pull on a disappearing act after we fought over Krum and bloody Cedrick!"- Draco

"And why would a fight ensue because of stunning Krum and charming Cedrick?"- New

New teasingly probes into Draco reminding himself that his Slytherin bud is Draco too easy to be annoyed at everything.

"Nuuuuuu don't tell me you had a crush on the bugger Krum, I don't like it." -Off

Off whined to his ear pecking kisses on its sides, swatting the horndog away as Draco give a disgusted look at both of them.

"Oh, Merlin! Great I'm stuck at you two snogging in front of me! Might as well stuck my finger to the bloody mandrakes of bloody Spout!!!"Spill Draco!"- Off

Off impatiently said as he press New's leg down his throbbing hard-on, wanting to get off as soon as Draco had blurted out what was bothering him and them.

"Har... Potter had a thing with Cedrick's dung brains back at the Triwizzard Tournament, he accidentally spilled it off while we were arguing saying I was a pratt back then, an asshole for putting him in a lot of stuff."- Draco

"He was right though"- New

New who was looking over his nails shrugging Draco's groans.

"I was a git yeah, a little...I guess.."- Draco

"Was a little referring to haunting Potter down for the tiniest things, Malfoy you sure are one obnoxious git"- Off

"You don't have to rub it in, you ass!"-Draco

"Talk to him m'kay? Harry is nice he was just you know mad at the moment, maybe a spur of the moment. You do know how to run your tongue when it isn't necessary Draco, the Slytherin you are, we are all gits anyway. haha.."- New

"Least I know when to run my tongue at the spots, hmmm... Nu.."- Off

Off mischievously speaking at New as the latter blushes profusely at him.

Draco rolled his eyes at two of his minion slash now love advisers, thinking if he could just hex them both to oblivion but then who would he talk to now, after a falling out with some of the Slytherins just because he had outed himself gay continued dating Potter secretly like these two love suckers in front of him who was so ever careful with dating if he hadn't come across the both of them snogging their pants off at an empty classroom he wouldn't believe that both of them were "THAT" gay.

For instance Off Jumpol just transferred in their second year from Mahoutokoro wizarding school in Japan. He was an outstanding member, the fastest seeker of their quidditch team Toyohashi Tengu and then there's New who was originally from Durmstrang and had been ever since the Twizzard started and never left, I've always wondered how he got to be in Durmstrang but whenever it comes up in any discussions he just shrugs it off like it wasn't a big deal as if Karkaroff didn't mention in front of the entire school that New was a precious son to him so as Krum of Durmstrang.

Then the door slams open, Off who had fallen from the couch on his ass groaning in pain as New snickered as if he didn't push the guy away. Fearing that maybe it was someone else that and discovered their hideout when it was just Harry Bloody Potter stomping his way toward me.

"Malfoy"- Harry

"Potter"- Draco

"OOhhh last name basis are we."- Off

"SHUT UP!!!" - Harry/Draco

Harry zoomed in on me and darted straight to my lap, hugging me in suddenly curling into a ball. He murmured.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to...I was rude a practical git just now, Draco I.."- Harry

Draco pushed his shoulder up so he's leveled eye to eye with Harry, as the latter was confused and almost teary-eyed.

"Hey, Harry your mumbling again. Is alright, I'm okay I was.. was mad but not anymore. And you were right I was a pratt, sore loser."- Draco

As there were mumbling words of apology Draco looked over Harry's shoulders wondering if the two were still there, thankfully they were both sensible enough to leave the room and have all the snogging to Draco and Harry.

He chuckled least they know what privacy was.

"What's so funny?"- Harry

Harry wondered as he lifted his head from sucking in Draco's neck.

"mmm.. nothing .. just continue"- Draco

Pulling Harry's head to him, as his hands roamed underneath the shuddering Harry's shirt.

Until something went flying into his hand and he caught it, unfolding was a piece of paper. Written in was a message from Off.

" You snogging ferret, hogging the room all to yourself. I'll be taking your comfy bed then!"- Off

"That prick! ugh.. mmmmm.. "- Draco

"mmmwwhooo pri..."- Harry

Then giggles can be heard from outside as the door shut closed softly behind scampering feet.

A/N

Been reading Drarry fics lately and I can't help but do a mix of my faves in one setting.

How have you been doing lately? hope you guys are still there, I appreciate y'all reading and putting my books on your reading lists. I don't minds you's comment and reactions I'd love it if you talk to me more.. or more like interacting with me more. Love you guys!

And if you're wondering I got a sort of part 1 but this can be a stand-alone chap. anyways here it is if you ever wanna read it, it's in another book.

https://www.wattpad.com/1302639391-red-book-green-is-red