(Adam confesses his feelings...THEN GETS REJECTED. This got inspired based off a conversation me and my friend had. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE @that_normalish_horny_dude-)
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・Theme: Mandela Catalogue・
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Adam walked into the house. He was a bit nervous about what he was gonna do, but he knew he couldn't hide his feelings anymore..He was just too obsessed with the thought of them. Their blue cap...Their curvy handle..He always would fantasize how they would taste. Probably like...Any other one of them...yet he didn't care. Out of all of the ones he had seen...This one caught his eye. And he had to confess...
He was in love with Clorox...
He calmly walked into the bathroom and pulled the Clorox from the shelf. He walked into his room and set the clorox down. "Listen. I have to tell you something important...I need you to listen to me.." Silence went by as he tried finding the words for his love. "I...I love you. Ever since I broke up with my ex...Ever since I found out I was an alternate...You've seemed to catch my eye...Do you love me too?" He stared at the bottle, waiting for an answer. Finally the bottle spoke.
"Of course I like you too! Drink me! Then we can be together forever!" Adam's eyes lightened up at this and he slowly grabbed the bottle. He spun the blue cap in his fingers and took it off, connecting the bottle to his lips. He began drinking the bottle, downing it until only a bit was left. He smiled looking at the bottle in awe before speaking again. "That was..." He stopped mid sentence...Something felt....Off. His bones felt like they were shifting in all sorts of wrong ways. Eventually a loud cracking noise was heard as he screamed in pain, dropping the Clorox bottle.
Once he dropped it the Clorox bottle began to float in the air, staring down at the pathetic thing Adam had become. "Uhmm, What's going on??" Adam asked through painful winces, falling to the ground. "𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖." "W-what..?" Before he could ask any further questions there was another loud crack that rang out as he screamed. he reached his hand out in a weak attempt to gain help from what he once considered his lover. "Wait...What's happening...Why are you doing this to me...?" The Clorox bottle floated in thought of the question before simply answering.
"𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒖𝒈𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒔 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚 𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒆𝒔."
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
And just like that, the bottle left Adam there to scream in pain with no one to answer....
Y'know....Besides That chair-
