South Park BF Scenarios/Preferences

How y'all meet ✌️

💠 Stan Marsh:

(Age: 11-12)

~ You two met through Wendy
~ She's been your bestie since birth and she wanted you to finally meet the infamous boyfriend she spoke so highly about
~ It was a rather awkward exchange, but he seemed alright

"Staaannn~! This is Y/n! I told you about them, remember?"

"Oh. Uh, yeah, I remember. 'Sup Y/n?"

🌿 Kyle Broflovski:

(Age: 12-13)

~ You found Kyle through his Tiktok account he shared with his friend!
~ At first you found it super cringy, but once you scrolled through more of their videos, you began to find them funny
~ So, with the hope of making a friend in mind, you reached out to him through the comment section

@ Y/nFTW
That ginger kid's a good dancer! Has he got any tips?
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🍟 Eric Cartman:

(Age: 10-11)

~ My God, where do I start with this one... The little shit purposely dumped his soda on your head
~ TOTALLY UNPROVOKED
~ ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS TRYING TO GET YOUR DAMN LOCKER OPEN

"What the hell?!"

"Oops~ I didn't see you there, short stack! Maybe don't stand in my fucking way next time?"

🔞 Kenny McCormick:

(Age: 12-13)

~ Y'all met through Kyle
~ You were his cousin and was visiting their family from Jersey, and his friends just so happened to be leaving as your family was pulling up
~ He tapped your shoulder while you were struggling to get your suitcase out the trunk

"The fuck you want, you wannabe highlighter?"

"Mmph hm mmhm?"
(Do you need any help?)

"I'm sorry, I don't speak muffle. Speak up, you stupid muff cabbage!"

💫 Butters Stotch:

(Age: 9-10)

~ Ah, our dear, lil Butters~
~ He approached you after some mean girls decided it was a good idea to stick wads of gum in your hair
~ You were devastated about it and was just sat sulking under a tree

"H-Hey, are you okay? I saw what those girls did... Stupid meanies... I can try and help you out if you'd like..?"

🖕Craig Tucker:

(Age: 11-12)

~ Your family has always been close with the Tuckers and you helped Craig babysit Tricia regularly
~ So you essencially already know each other!
~ You had just come back from a snack run and Craig was rummaging around the bag to look for his food

"Y/n, where did you put my poptarts??"

"I was meant to buy poptarts..?"

"Fucking numbnut..."

🧋 Tweek Tweak:

(Age: 12-13)

~ You were Clyde's girlfriend and hung out with his friend group frequently
~ Like Craig, you had a soft spot for the coffee addicted blond and looked after him like he was a porcelain doll
~ Clyde never liked it though...