A oneshot about Duncan-Chan trying to get Courtney-Sempai's forgiveness after she left him again. Turns out they have a lot to talk about... Surprises ensue and shit goes down...
I do not own Total Drama, although I do love the show, it's fuckin gre...
Duncan-Chan walks up to the gate of Courtney-Sempai's mansion, a beautiful bookay of flowers in arms and a big fat dumpy butt following him.
Since the custody battle over their pet raccoon after Courtney-Sempai left him at a dinner they were having together, Duncan-Chan has been in a dark place in every way. He even got Sooooo sad and deepresso espresso.
Because of how horribly sad and deepresso Duncan-Chan is, he was feeling insecure, especially since when Courtney-Sempai dumped him at dinner, she told him his big dumpy was small and sad. That night Duncan-Chan cried himself to sleep. Not because Courtney-Sempai, his one true love, left him, but because his pride and joy, his Duncheeks were insulted, disrespected, slandered, blasphemyedified...
This Abuse to Duncan-Chan's Duncheeks caused him to take drastic measures, Duncan-Chan was determined to make his dumpy, the biggest, jiggliest, wiggliest dumpy ever. He even went as far to get dumpy enhancment surgery, in hopes of reaching Dump truck perfection so that Courtney-Sempai will take him back...
Duncan-Chan jumps over Courtney-Sempai's fence and with a slight hesitation, knows lightly on Courtney-Sempai's front door...
"Hello?" Comes Courtney-Sempai's voice from behind the door as it slowly gets opened up and she looks him in the eyes, realizing immediately who he is...
"Duncan-Chan?" She says, her voice choked up and tears forming in her bushy lashes.👁️👄👁️
"Hey, Courtney-Sempai..." Says Duncan-Chan, his voice soft like a pop tart covered in poo poo Nutella that is then eaten by a chicken 🐥🐥🐥 as it glides down it's throat, just to be hacked up 🤮moments later in a fit of sounds like 'jsvsgiabwdbzk' 🤢🤢and 'uegh uegh uegh😨😰😨". Yeah, this is exactly like that except without the weird noises and it the complete opposite. "C-can we talk? 😓😟"
"Duncan-Chan... I-" her voice catches in her throat, her eyes still glued to his.
"Please Courtney-Sempai... I'm desproit 😫😭😫😭" he says, as a tear falls and he quickly wipes it away. "I- brought you f-flowers 💐"
"Oh Duncan-Chan, they're beautiful-" she takes the booquay of flowers from Duncan-Chan's hands 🤚 and gives them a big strong 'Ssssssniffffffffff' she inhales too quickly and instantly starts dying "cOuGh 😩😩😩CoUgH😖😩😣 cOUgGh😫😵😵"
"OMG! COURTNEY-SEMPAI ARE YOU OKAY?!"
"I'm okay Duncan-Chan, but you're right... W-we should talk" 😮💨
Courtney-Sempai leads Duncan-Chan through her house to the living room and sits him down on the couch. She leaves and comes back with two mugs, tea for herself and monster, sourstraps and sprinkles for Duncan-Chan.
"Of course I wouldn't forget... You always said Sprinkles 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 make you feel happy..." "Thank you" replies Duncan-Chan. Courtney-Sempai gives Duncan-Chan a soft look 🥺 and starts to speak, "look, Duncan-Chan... Something happened... I-" she chokes out a sob 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and looks at Duncan-Chan while pulling back one of the cloaky bits of her robe showing a big belly
"You got fat?" 🤔
"What?... No...
I'm preggonantè, Duncan-Chan. And I-its your's. I- I'm sor-" 😭
Courtney-Sempai is cut off by Duncan-Chan pulling her against him is a firm hug.
"It's ok Courtney-Sempai, it's beautiful 😍"
"Oh Duncan-Chan, I love you! 😘🥰😍♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ I'm sooooooo sorry about what I said about your Duncheeks 😰😩😖"
"Oh, Courtney-Sempai... I love you too, and you were right, my Dumpy Duncheeks weren't perfect... But now...😜🤫"
Duncan-Chan gets up off of the couch and spins around to give Courtney-Sempai a show of his new Duncheeks.
"OMG Duncan-Chan...😲😳 They're so beautiful 🥰" says Courtney-Sempai and she gets up and stands Infront of Duncan-Chan, looking up at him and his big lips. Duncan-Chan closes the gap between them with his big fatty lips
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Courtney-Sempai then reaches around Duncan-Chan and grips her hands on the Biggest, Jiggliest, wiggliest, dumpy ever. Giving it a big squeeze.
"Oh Courtney-Sempai, were you craving my Duncheeks?"
"OMG how did you know, handsome?"
"Just a hunch"
The night is then spent with Courtney-Sempai tapping Duncan-Chan's Duncheek Dumpy, their words lost in a trail of unmentionable sounds like 'UwU', 'yeyeye' and 'Clappy clap clap' of Duncan-Chan's Duncheeks, all lost in a sea of 'I love you's.
Ten years later...
Duncan-Chan and Courtney-Sempai are married with their 69 children and they're great grandparents to a family of raccoons.
The End.
Authors Note: I don't know what happened. One minute I was making a beautiful love story and like three minutes later it turned into this. I wrote an 800 word story in 20 minutes. I think I need help XD. Thanks for reading though.
