Chapter 6: an introduction to the cult

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The cult server

leader 1: clyde you absolute dumbass I'm not giving you homework answers for math

Toiletsuck: BUT CRAIG IM SO CLOSE TO FAILING MATH😭😭😭

leader 1: idfc🖕

Leader 2: clyde I'll send you mine if you stfu I'm actually trying to sleep tonight

Toiletsuck: THANK YOH TWEEK!! SEE CRAIG YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

leader 1: clyde I hate you so very much🖕🖕🖕🖕

Whoreman, jewking, and alcohol>therapy, are all online

Alcohol>therapy: KYLE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE NO

Jewking: Stan I love you but you broke the biggest rule you have to be told on

Whoreman: kyle before you potentially get stan murdered mabey we should tell them about yk who @leader1 and @leader2

leader 1:what kenny, who is "yk who" and stan if you broke THAT rule I'm gonna kill you, idc if your my seller, also tweek is asleep so he won't read all of this till tommorow probably

Whoreman: we have a new potential member leader, and she's such a queen, and so gorgeous

Jewking: kenny you're only saying that because you like her

Whoreman: DO NOT!

Jewking: yes you do you yelled at me for giving her a nickname💀

Whoreman: stfu kyle

leader1: who is our new potential member, are they annoying?

Whoreman: she's trans, and no she isn't

leader1: ok add her ig,

*Whoreman added Marjie<3*

Marjie<3: hello:)

Toiletsuck: oh my god...marjie as in marjorine who is really...

*everyone but kenny kyle, marjorine and stan*: BUTTERS!?

Marjie<3: oh please don't call me that:(

Whoreman: Marj! It's me kenny if u couldn't tell by my name already lol

Marjie: oh hey ken!

Bebe🍒: OMG A NEW GIRL?

Wendyl💅: bebe calm down

leader1: ok so since there's a new member introduce yourselves or something like that

Toiletsuck: craig don't be so bored

leader1: I like being nice and boring clyde

Bebe🍒: ignoring those 2 by my name you know who I am

Wendyl💅: same🤭

Jewking: Wait no, because same😔

Alcohol>therapy:samee😜

Jewking: stan stop right now or I'll call a therapist

Alcohol>therapy: NO. WAIT I'LL STOP 😭😭

Jewking: I'm watching you...

luvgurlinRED❤: anyway I'm red

Hedi💕: hedi:)

leader1: and obviously leader2 is tweek, now earlier kyle you said that stan broke a rule what was that rule?

Jewking: he openly talked about and TOLD EVERY DETAIL ABOUT THE CULT IN OUR "GANG'S" GC INFRONT OF CARTMAN

Alcohol>Therapy: KYLE IM SORRY!!1!

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