chapter 8: ok honey

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"MOM!?" Kenny asked in a very loud tone, his family was one of the if not the poorest family in town what was she doing in a nice clothing store like this?

"Kenny what are you doing here?" His mother asked him

"Mom I'll tell you if you yell me what you're doing here!" He stated

"Kenny I told you I got a new job here because they pay really well, now what are you doing here with your two friends?" She demanded

"My friend liked that dress in the window and so I was gonna  try and buy it for them" he said, not telling her who

"Kenny who's it for?~" she said in a teasing manner probably thinking it was for karen, or a girlfriend of his

"I just told you a friend! Now can you move so I can buy it?" He asked getting annoyed now

"Oh alright and you boys have fun, kenny my shift isn't over till 6:30pm so you'll have to make dinner tonight or we'll be eating late" she told him

"Ok, bye" he huffed out and went to grab the dress in Marjorine's size
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Later that night around 10pm after her parents were asleep she decided to message her friends
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Marj: kenny! Thanks so much for the dress you bought me today! It's gorgeous!

Ken: can you send a picture?

Marj: sure *picture*
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In the picture she is wearing the sky blue dress, with white daisies all over it, it is flow at the bottom and Marjorine's hair is down
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Ken: marj you look so beautiful

Marj: do I really?

Ken: yes! You are the most pretty girl ever,+that color really suits you! You should send it to the gc

Marj: no, I mean I'd love to, but...I'm to nervous to

Ken: I could send it for you

Marj: you'd do that for me? Well then sure.

Ken: ofc I would I'd do anything for you marj!
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Whoreman: yall wanna see a really pretty girl🤭

Bebe🍒: YES😻😻😻

girlinRED: so crazy for what- also sure

Whoreman: ok *picture of marjorine in the dress*😻

leader2: OMG MARJORINE LOOKS SO PRETTY IN THAT DRESS YOU BOUGHT HERRR

Whoreman: FR SHE DOES

bebe😻: why do you have a pic of marjorine in a dress YOU bought her why'd you buy a dress kenny

Whoreman: because she wanted it, and I wanted to see what she looked like👉👈

Alcohol>therapy: oooooh~ somebody's in love!

Whoreman: stan stfu

Marjie<3: kenny don't be mean

Whoreman: yes ma'am

Jewking: also stan you said something interesting today, leader 2, I think you'd be interested in it.

Alcohol>therapy: what the fuck did I say, I forgot, also why would tweek be interested?

Jewking: well you said and I quote "Tweek threatend to do what cartman did to his brother to me, and he was barley held back by craig but his only reason for holding tweek back was because I sell to him, and kyle tutors to half the school"

Alcohol>therapy: shit.

leader2: craig what fuck does he mean by, "he sells to you" are you fucking doing weed now!??

leader1: honey, no ofc I'm not...

Leader2: craig we've been together for 4 fucking years and we're close friends for many years before I can tell when you're lying even through text, meet me at starks pond in 20 minutes and you better Pray you're fucking sober or I swear to God.

*leader2 is offline*

leader1: shit.

*leader1 is offline*

Whoreman: He's fucking screwed lmao ig we're down a leader, red your his cousin ig you gotta take over now😔

girlinRED: finally ong🙄
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Craig's pov:

Shit. I haven't done this stuff much. I've only tried it once or twice, it seemed to be better than the Buddha box, but the ONE night I decide to do it to try and study I get exposed by fucking broflovski because marsh let it slip, I start to sneak out the back door when something- no, someone catches me off guard
"Going somewhere craigory"

SHITFUCKINGDAMN

I turn around just to see

"Tricia!?holy shit you scared the hell out of me, why the hell are you awake at midnight, and, oh no. You brought spots, you only do this when you're trying ro be serious"

"Yeah I could ask you the same thing on why you're awake, at midnight trying to sneak out the backdoor, with your guniea pig, going to only presumably meet up with tweek, and also wait-" she paused shocked

"Oh my god, you're obviously high again, trying to rush out the back door to meet up with tweek, you're in trouble!" She said giggling why the hell would she be giggling, I attempted to flip her off but she just laughs more "OH MY GOD, YOU CANT EVEN FLIP ME OFF RIGHT!"

"Tricia shut the fuck up, also how did you know I was high and going to see tweek?" How DID she know?

"Well my Dearest older brother, 1st off your cheap cologne you threw on isn't covering the smell, you're talking even more monotoned than normal which I didn't even know was possible, put your hat on backwards, you were cussing under your breath about being caught by tweek, and lastly I found that stuff in your room yesterday while I was snooping for your old hw answers from 4th grade because I know you keep that stuff and did good in these subjects." Wow where had the time gone, how had his tiny, annoying little sister become so big and smart, and put this much together with only a small amount ofevidence, or was he just severely out of his mind right now. "Craig I'll let you get going so you aren't late but you're not getting out of this we're talking when you get back also don't worry I won't tell mom or dad unless they wake up and smell your room." God he and his sister didn't get along that much but. She was so helpful when they did "Thanks trish"
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When I got to starks pond I was met with a VERY pissed off boyfriend, oh lord help me
"Hi honey, sorry I'm a few minutes late, Tricia held me up because she caught me sneaking out and-"

"DON'T 'Hi honey' ME CRAIG, GOD I CAN JUST SMELL YOU, WHEN THE HELL DID THIS ALL START, WHY? HOW!? YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN DOING THIS AROUND STRIPE OR I SWEAR CRAIGORY"

Fuck he was in some deep shit
"Listen honey, I'm sorry, Tricia pointed out to me that I wasn't covering that well, this all started 3 months ago when you were super stressed due to end of quarter, and were projecting it on me, my parents were fighting alot and we just opened the server, and so many of our classmates were coming forward and asking us questions about 'how we knew we weren't straight' and all that shit piled up with feeling like I had to have some way of escape, I didn't wanna use the Buddha box, then I learned from kenny that stan was selling his dad's stuff, and he said it would help, and it did but I didn't wanna hurt you. Also i'd never do it around stripe I put a heavy blanket over her cage and put her in my closet or go outside. Trust me."

Tweek took a long time before answering, it more than likely was only a minute or two but it felt like hours. But when he did finally reply he said "Ok craig, just never around stripe and no more secrets ok?" He asked

He was more than happy with that "Ok honey"
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AHHHH. Ok sorry I just had to end with creek, bc they're both like ⅖ of my favorite characters🤭 and it had to be in Craig's pov because he is my overall favorite. Also is Tricia gonna keep it a secret, Orr run to her friends and blab. Find out next time💕
Word count: 1,363 words<3

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