Chapter 03

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Chapter 03

The twins stayed over for the night. Let me tell you one thing. I didn't dare to close my eyes! Why you ask?

Well Josh is one heck of a pranker.. When he needs revenge. And after the Our-Little-Josh-Got-Himself-A-Date thing he told me he's gonna get me.

But me being me, I fell asleep.

Now I smell like a garbage bag... Dammit! I sneak out my room almost tripping over everything while getting my favourite summer dress, bra and undies and two towels.

I lock the bathroom door and start washing myself. After 30 minutes - yes I'm still under the shower and I will stay there until I smell like flowers and unicorns - I finally hear my friends waking up. Hoping I don't smell like our garbage anymore I hop out of the shower.

After 20 minutes I walk down the stairs. Clothes on, make-up and hair done, accessories and sandals on and ready to mingle.

That didn't make sense but a lot things in life don't. - DEEP SHIT! - Like why does a sloth looks stoned 24/7?! Or is it just me? I mean google it! They don't make sense! They are just lazy asses!

While walking down the stairs and thinking I smell something!

"OHMYSWEETBABYBACON! COME TO MOMMA!! JOSH! AMBER! JESS! PUT THOSE HOLY PIECES OF BACON DOWN AND GIVE THEM TO MOMMA!!"

They all look scared. Good job Destiny! But then Jess jumps up, grabs the bacon off their plates and runs to the bathroom while locking it.

"JESSICA DESSAN! THOSE BABIES WERE THE LAST FOOD I HAD! DAMN YOU!"

I see Amber and Josh putting their jackets and shoes on to go to the grocery store and the mall. Smiling at them I hug them and grab my own jacket. I see Jess coming out of the bathroom and give her a playful glare. After 30 minutes and a dare at the grocery store later we're at the mall.

"I WANT TO GO TO ABERCROMBIE & FITCH!" Ah dear Amber..

After we head out of A&F Jess and Josh have a twin moment...

"I want food."

"Nandos."

"My idea."

"You're just jelly about my ideas."

"Off to Nandos"

"Whoa we should quit this twin crap now."

"rock paper scissors! Who wins had the idea first."

"rock paper scissors"

1-0 for Jess

"rock paper scissors"

1-1

"rock paper scissors"

"Yes! I won! Hah! Nobody beats this guy!"

Oh shit.. Because he won he's going to give one of us a dare. We should stop making these rules.

"Destiny, love, I dare you to go to that boy there. The one standing with his friends and try to convince him you met him at a party and you.. Well.. You had a fun time but he never called back. And if he is convinced I'll pay for the stuff you bought today and your food. But if he isn't.. You have to pay all the things we bought and for our food."

"Dare taken! Let's do this poo!"

I walk over to the group of guys all wearing black and clearly fake moustaches and sunglasses. This is gonna be fun.

I jump in front of the middle one and start talking.

"Hey babe! Remember me? After that night at the party I felt a connection between us and I thought you liked me too but after our let's say fun time you walked out and never came back! YOU COULD'VE CALLED ME OR SOMETHING! I'M NOT A TOY! YOU PROBABLY TREAT ALL THE GIRLS YOU SEE LIKE THIS HUH?! WELL FUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE! IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH SOMEONE GO TO A HOOKER! THEN YOU'RE BOTH HAPPY! SHE'LL EVEN GET PAID IF YOU WOULD GO TO HER! ROT IN HELL YOU DIRTY BASTARD!"

I let a fake tear run down my cheek and walk confidently to my friends. I bury my head in Josh's shoulder and hiss: "I hope for you he believes me or you are never gonna get babies of your own"

"Believe me, he is. He is coming. Cut the act after you see he believes you and explain. Poor boy." He hisses back

Well let's have some extra fun.

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