NOT SEXUAL
The Weasley family decided to take a family vacation during the summer since school was out for a while.
What happens next will shock you 😱😱
Ron and Draco Slander (I'm sorry, I love them)
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Harry and Ron had finally made it out Malfoy Villa (their beach house). The grass was soaking wet so it was hard to continue running. They had both stopped for a moment to catch their breath. They had gotten far enough out to not be seen, but they could still hear what was happening. All they could hear was Lucius screaming at his son.
"PUT YOUR HAND UP AGAINST THE WALL BOY. NOW" followed by a sound of a cane breaking. Which just made Lucius' explode with rage. He screamed at his son even louder. It wasn't even Draco's fault anymore. His father just had anger issues.
They ALMOST felt bad for Draco. Keyword: Almost
"Maybe we should keep going before his father comes for us next..." Ron broke the silence after sniggering to himself about what he just witnessed.
"You're right. We can't stay much longer." Harry agreed with Ron. After they caught their breath, they resumed running. Because of the hurricane, the grass was sopping wet and slippery. They kept slipping, but stood their ground.
Ron was scared of the dark, as most other things, so he was holding onto Harry's arm not to lose him. First, Harry fell. Ron fell with him, rolling into a cartoon ball.
Harry and Ron fell face first into a river. It was sweeping them away from the speed. It took their breath away. Ron struggled more than Harry, but even Harry wasn't the best at swimming (canon event).
After they (mostly just Harry) gained their composure, they weren't flapping around. Ron held onto Harry's shoulders and accidentally dragged Harry down with him.
Harry pushed Ron off and Harry got a few feet in-front of Ron in the rapids. Ron tried getting closer to Harry but he just ended up sinking multiple times.
10 minutes go by, and Harry spots someone on a raft. He got to the raft and grabbed on, Ron following in close pursuit.
"Hey! Get off of my raft!" The muggle called out. They leaned back and started kicking Harry and Ron in the face. Neither let go. They were about to die so they had to stay determined.
"Please! You don't understand!" Ron tried explaining. The muggle didn't care. All they wanted was a peaceful raft adventure.
"I don't care!" Was the last words heard from the muggle before he went flying off the raft. They landed on a rock and let out a yelp of pain.
Harry climbed on first and quickly helped Ron on before he started to panic once more. They took a second to calm down and take in their surroundings. They realized they were in some sort of rapids. Probably white water rafting.
An hour goes by and they're still in the rapids. It was peaceful so far, until that fateful moment came along. Did it always have to be Snape that catches them doing something stupid?
Snape was in his "own raft" standing up, rowing, going towards Harry and Ron (the opposite way the water is going).
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"Professor Snape?? What are you doing here?!" Ron cried out with his voice cracking.
"I need something to cool me down during the summer." Snape said with his normal flat toned voice.
"Wouldn't taking your robes off help with the heat??" Harry asked confused
"Don't talk back to me. Just like you did to that muggle on the raft." Snape was holding the Daily Prophet in his hands like a scroll. On the cover, it read "Two Wizard Teenagers Reported to Police by a Muggle After Stealing Muggle's Raft" and under it was a picture of Ron and Harry floating on the raft. It seemed to be taken by an owl.
"How'd they get that picture of us??" Ron asked, his eyes full of shock. He glared at Harry to see him have the same bamboozled face.
"That's not the point, Mr. Weasley." Snape quickly folded the newspaper back up and stuck it in his robes' pocket.
Snape reached over and grabbed both of them by their arms and yanked them both onto his raft. He let go swiftly.
They all sat (Minus Snape) quietly on the raft. Snape started humming to himself "row row row your boat."
Harry and Ron heard his soft humming. Harry started snickering to himself while Ron was covering his mouth, trying not to laugh. His face turned red
"Is there something funny, Mr. Potter?" Snape turned around to look at Harry who was about to laugh his ass off.
"N-no professor-" Harry interrupted himself with small laughing.
Snape glared at him and turned back around.
"I'm sending messages to your parents. Be grateful that I'm not calling the ministry."
