It started on a hot summer day, the sun was blazing down. "Holy SHIT! It's hot out!" PaRappa exclaimed as he shifted his hat to shield his face. He began to sweat rapidly.
"Maybe it wasn't the best idea to wear my entire cowboy costume from the third grade...."
PaRappa wiped the sweat from his forehead with his entire arm. PaRappa scanned the town in front of him, he watched a cowboy movie the night before and he is making it his entire personality.
"I gotta protect my town... from those evil bandits!" PaRappa said. He began to walk around his yard, hands on his hips and eyes squinted. PaRappa's dad peeked outside from the front door, saw his son probably having a heatstroke and closed the door.
He sighs, "Kids these days." and he shook his head.
PaRappa was still pacing his yard, suddenly in the distance he saw two figures running from the sidewalk shouting. PaRappa couldn't make out who they were, and what they were saying! He put his hand on a nerf gun he had duck taped to his cowboy costume from the third grade.
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!!" PaRappa shouted with a bad country accent.
Suddenly he noticed that the two people running up to him were his friends, PJ Berri and Matt Major!!
Matt threw his hands up when he saw the toy gun in Parappa's hands, "Hey Parappa it's just me and PJ?! What's with the gun and outfit??!!"
"I'M A COWBOY." And then Parappa shot PJ and Matt with the nerf gun. "Dude chill out! This is important!"
PaRappa narrowed his eyes at them.
"What's so important that you guys are interrupting my important scouting!?"
Matt put his hands on PaRappa's shoulders and shook him. "SUNNY WAS KIDNAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!"
PaRappa's expression went from annoyed to shocked, it looked as if the color drained from him.
"SUNNY WAS WHAT!!??!?!?!" PaRappa said with wide eyes. "I've gotta save her!!!!"
"WHAT! No no, you can't save her! We came to get your dad!" Matt said, shaking PaRappa once more.
"Matt, I've seen enough cowboy movies that I know what I'm doing!! C'mon, do you really think I can't save Sunny?!"
"No, that's why we need your dad!" He said, taking his hands off PaRappa's shoulders.
PaRappa made a disappointed expression, "Well- uh my dad isn't here!! He is uh, out of town!!!" Parappa's dad was standing in the front door.
"PaRappa, we can see him right there!" Mathew pointed.
"No you can't!" PaRappa ran towards his bike that was leaning against his house and he bicycled away into the distance. Matt shook his head and looked at PJ.
"Welp, there he goes." Matt said.
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PaRappa, Wild West AU
أدب الهواةAnother collaboration between a friend. We created this masterpiece, Parappa Wild West AU DISCLAIMER: this is a joke fic, just for fun