You both like One direction.
You: Niall's bae
Stranger: Really??
You: Yep haha its official!!!
Stranger: He was in my bed last night and he never told me abut u.
You: I'm gonna kill him!
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: where ya from lol
You: Britain.
Stranger: ahhhh, Oregon.
You: Figures...
Stranger: wut
You have disconnected.