Beautiful boy (Zombieland x child reader)

enjoy the little things

Columbus's POV

When me and Link saw Tallahassee distracting the zombies, i knew this was our chance to go save the girls, i grabbed Link and tried taking him with me but he kept stopping, i looked at him, it looked he wanted to go with Tallahassee, i sighed and let him go, he smiled at me and then ran after Tallahassee "Holy shit..." i said as i saw Tallahassee shooting some zombies from afar, i then saw three zombies coming after me "Holy shit!"

3rd person's POV

Right after Columbus let Link go, Link went after Tallahassee, some zombies chased after Link but he knew how to use guns so he shot them, he then saw Tallahassee shooting zombies and getting off rides while running from zombies, "Tallahassee!" he shouted, Tallahassee went to one of those game booths, Before Tallahassee could close the gates, Link went inside with Tallahassee, falling ontop of Tallahassee "what are you Doing here!? you're supposed to be with Columbus!" he said "I dont care, I want to stick with you, I may be friends with little rock but you were there at my lowest." Link told him, Tallahassee smiled at him, he then gave Link a gun "Alright....lets see what your made of" Tallahassee said, the zombies then got closer to the booth "Alright Link, lets fuck these FUCKERS UP!" he said, Link smiled and nodded, they then started shooting the zombies from each direction "Shit! Link cover me!" Tallahassee grabbed more mags "Got it!" Link said as he shot every zombie "Alright lets go!" Tallahassee started shooting the zombies again, they looked at eachother and smiled Before continuing to shoot the zombies "Woohoo!" Link shouted, Tallahassee laughed and kept shooting zombies, they then killed the last zombies, one was coming but Tallahassee letted Link have the last one, so Link shot the zombie and smiled "not bad kid" Tallahassee told Link, Link smiled "did you see how i shot each zombie in the head, oh it was freaking sick Da-" Link stopped at his tracks and looked at Tallahassee, Tallahassee raised an eyebrow and grinned "what was that Link?" Tallahassee asked "Nothing forget it" Link said "no no no no no....were you about to call me-"

"NO NO I WASN'T GONNA CALL YOU-"

"HAHA YOU WERE!"

Link frowned and pulled the ears of his hat down, his eyes started to water "whats wrong?" Tallahassee asked, "Nothing i just have some eyes in my Dust" Link replied as he rubbed his eyes, Tallahassee chuckled "you mean dust in your eyes? Here let me see" Tallahassee pulled Link's hands away from his eyes, he noticed a tear falling down his cheek "OH MAN...THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!" Link yelled as he kicked some of the dead zombies in the ground and stomped on them, Tallahassee laughed and messed up Link's hair, making it fuzzy, Link smiled and hugged him, Tallahassee hesitated but slowly hugged back, they both then went ontop of the booth and looked around, they then saw Columbus and Wichita kissing "Got to first base...not bad for scrawny lil spit fuck." Tallahassee said and looked at Link, Link smiled and nodded

Columbus POV

"Where's Florida and Russia?" Wichita asked me, i looked around and saw shop, there was a sign on the window that said fried twinkies, i went in the shop and saw Link standing next to the door "whats going on?" i asked "Well-" Link then got caught off by Tallahassee as he threw stuff around "WHERE ARE YOU YA SPONGY YELLOW DELICIOUS BASTARD WHERE ARE YA!?" he kept kicking things and throwing things "FALSE ADVERTISING!" he threw a jar of candy to a sign that said Twinkies, me and Link both looked at each other and walked towards Tallahassee "Relax you want a snowball or something?" i asked, the three of us then heard something coming from one of the back doors, we shot the door and looked at eachother, Tallahassee walked towards the door and opened it, he then quickly turned on the lights, the three of us jumped when we saw rats coming out, me and Link looked at eachother "ew.." we both said, Tallahassee walked to the box that the three of shot, it was smashed up Twinkies "Oh god..." i said, Tallahassee holded the smashed up Twinkies in his hand "words cannot express..." Tallahassee put his finger up "its too soon" he said "Do you think you could maybe just pick out the buckshot and eat around it?" i asked, Tallahassee dropped the smashed up Twinkies and looked at me, i then heard a car turning on, my eyes widen, i run outside "NO NO!" i go outside and see Wichita and little driving off with the car "NO!" Tallahassee yelled, Link just watched, he didnt yell or anything, its almost like this has happened to him before...the car then stopped, and That face? That's me realizing
that those smart girls in that big black truck, that big guy in that snakeskin jacket and that kid that has unrealistic eyes, they were the closest to something I had always wanted, but never really had.

A family.

I trusted them and they trusted me.

Rule #32:
Enjoy The Little Things.

Tallahassee got his Twinkie

and even though life will never
be simple or innocent again,

as he savored that spongy yellow log of cream,

we had hope, we had each other.

And without other people, you might swell be a zombie.

We all went inside the car, So until next time remember:

Cardio, seat belts

and this really has nothing to do with anything,
but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody.

I'm Columbus, Ohio, from Zombieland saying:

Good night.