Since theres not that much stories of zombieland, i thought of making one, a young robot boy stumbles into a group of survivors, the boy becomes apart of the group and does not know whats in store for him.
Its Link again! So good to see you guys, thank you for chosing us by the way. Now on with new zombies! Yes, new zombies.
First on the list we have "The Homer" Like Homer simpson, dumber than normal zombies, pretty easy to run away from them if you ask me
Next is the "Hawkins" zombie, these zombies use whats left of their brain and use it to eat more, like being smart but using it for dumb reasons.
Next up, "the ninja" zombie. These zombies like to hide in the dark and be silent, so if i were you dont go alone, they are deadly.
You can imagine how thrilled we were when we cracked the zombie code, But life is about more than just survival. Ever since we were evicted from our normal lives, Tallahassee has this saying, "Go big or go home." It's not his signature phrase, but it did give me an idea.....Why not go big... and go home?
3rd person's POV
The six (yes six, Link, Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita, little rick, Kora and the new member Ginger, a tortoiseshell cat that was being chased by a Hawkins but Link saved her and kept her)
walked towards the white house as a couple zombies ran towards them, Tallahassee had a crowbar, Link had his robotic hands, Wichita had a gun and so did Wichita and little rock, Tallahassee swang the crowbar, and the three shot some of the zombies, Link and Kora ran towards the zombies and went for the kill, ginger being Link's backpack, Link jumped ontop a zombie before stabbing it in the head, he lets Ginger get a hit.
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He placed Ginger back in the backpack, Kora on the other hand she ran towards a zombie laughing and leaps toward a zombie and tearing into them with her teeth
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Tallahassee tackled a zombie while laughing, Wichita shot a zombie blowing it up, Link stabs a zombie multiple times in the head before looking back at Tallahassee smiling, Tallahassee looked at Link and rolled his eyes continued killing zombies, Link's smile faded and had look of confusion on his face.
Once the zombies were killed, they continued walking to the white house, Tallahassee banged the front door open "Hell to the Motherfucking Chief." he said as he walked to the chair and placed his legs on the desk "Casa Blanca." he smiled "wait why does he get to be president?" little rock asked "well i think i would've made a damn fine president, shook a few hands, kissed a few baes." Tallahassee said with a cigar "you'd bring a real dignity to the office" Wichita replied "Thank you." Tallahassee Answered "you dont have what it takes, I'll be president" Wichita said in a firm tone, Tallahassee letted out a little laugh "and i nominate little rock as my VP." Wichita said as she pointed at little rock "well actually i nominated little rock as My VP." Tallahassee said, Link got confused "Hey but, what about me?" Link asked, Tallahassee's smile faded and he frowned "what about you?" Tallahassee asked, Link stayed quiet and sighed "nevermind.." Link said as he looked down, Wichita saw this and was confused. Later the 5 went riding scooters inside, but Link was taking care of his pets. A few days pass by and apparently it was Christmas (for Tallahassee even though its November) Tallahassee had come out behind a Christmas tree in a Santa Claus outfit "Hello Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!" he said in a jolly voice, the three looked at Tallahassee, not even suprised that he would do this. Little rock wasn't even suprised "Hey Tal." she said "Santa." Tallahassee corrected her "now what would you like for Christmas little girl? A pony?" he pats his lap, little rock on the other hand responded with "No id actually like you to stop Calling me little girl" she told Tallahassee hoping he'd understand, he didn't. Not after he replied with "well technically you are little and you're a girl." he said firmly, Link then thought of playing with Tallahassee, he smiled and said "well santa im not a girl but do you wanna know what id like?" he walked up to Tallahassee and sat on his lap, Tallahassee's smile faded into a frown
"I dont care what you'd like Link."
Tallahassee then stood up and made Link fall down "Oof!" he said as his head hit the cold floor, he looked back up at Tallahassee, Tallahassee didn't even make eye contact with him or ask if he was okay. He didn't get it, why is it that all of a sudden Tallahassee hates him, a million thoughts ran in his head.
"what did I do? Why does he hate me? am I that annoying? I should've stayed quiet.."
he thought, he looked at the three and saw a shocked look on Wichita's face, Columbus and little rock were also worried and confused, Tallahassee on the other hand didn't care and walked away with Columbus and little rock, but Wichita stayed with link and helped him get up "are you okay link?" she asked checking if he had hit his head too hard "Wichita....am I annoying?" he asked, looking at the ground. Wichita was confused on why Link had asked this, she then replied with "No, why would you think that?" she asked him, Link then said "nevermind....just...forget I said anything." he then walked away and went outside the white house.
Everything was destroyed, the grass was yellow and the sun was setting, he then saw a zombie running towards him, Link didn't do anything. But he then fought back as the zombie fell ontop of him and the two both rolled down a hill, the zombie bit Link's arm, but it didn't affect him, he still fought but the zombie was stronger and bit Link's face. This time Link reacted and punched through the zombies head, his entire arm covered in dark blood and bites. Link got up and walked back to the white house, but he knew just bite marks weren't enough for someone to worry...especially for a robot, he then picked up a sharp rock and slammed it to his temple, he flinched at the pain, and started bleeding out. He went back inside, Columbus was the first one to notice what happened to him, the three (not Tallahassee) treated Link's wounds and let's him rest the entire day, he feels the soft pillow on his cheek, and the warm blanket wrapped around him. He still felt worthless and sad, tears filled up his eyes and he sobbed quietly to himself, alone in the room, feeling isolated.
