Elder kettle goes to the store to buy a brand new gaming set up
Elder kettle: huh. I don't have much money left for headphones..oh well I guess I should these pink kitty ones I think Mugman would like it :}
Elder kettle proceeds to buy the kitty headphones and goes home
Elder kettle: OHHH BOYSS!!!
Cuphead and Mugman run down stairs
C/M: Yes Elder kettle????
Elder kettle: I got you boys a very expensive and cool gaming set up you boys earned from finally painting the fences :}
Cuphead: OH BOY! THANKS!
Mugman: it's nice but I'd rather read my books *mugmans nerd ass says while reading*
Cuphead: Okayyy but you don't know what your missing
Elder kettle: I'll be off don't bother talking to me again I will be off screwing hot chicks👍👍👍👍
But remember [don't talk to strangers]
Cuphead says no word as he begins to look up things to do with a gaming set up. Cuphead finished and then logs in to a very popular discord server
Cuphead: OKAY LETS SEE WHO WILL BE MY BEST FRIEND :)
He goes to a server with multiple people who are for some fucking reason are blue
Cuphead: oh golly! Aliens!! This should be fun!!
Brainy Smurf types: Hi there!
Cuphead types: HII!!
Brainy Smurf types: so what are you doing here on discord??
Cuphead types: oh nothing just looking for friends
Brainy Smurf types: wanna know a way to make someone your friend
Cuphead types: what?
Brainy Smurf: making them your discord kitten
Hefty Smurf types: dude stfu and get a life nobody wants to be your fucking discord kitten you ugly ass nerd🤦🤦🖕🖕
*hefty smurf was banned*
Cuphead types: what was that🤣
Brainy Smurf types: oh just an online bully...hey wanna chat with our cams on???
Cuphead types: SURE!!
*they turn on their cameras
Cuphead: wow! Your really blue!!
Brainy: ohh I was just born different
Cuphead: so what's with this "discord kitten" thing your talking about?
Brainy: you do as I say and we bond and I will buy you whatever you need
Cuphead: Oh Boy! THATS SO COOL!! I'LL BE YOUR DISCORD KITTEN :)
Mugman walks in the room
Mugman: hey Cuphead have you seen my Dogman book?
Cuphead ends the call super quick and closes the discord tab
Cuphead: H-HEY MUGSY HOW ARE YOUU ,:}
Mugman: uhh alright...I was just asking where my Dogman book was...
Cuphead: oh! Hehe....uhm...h-here I found it
Cuphead hands Mugman the dog man book he was looking for
Mugman: uhh thanks.... (what the fuck was that)
Cuphead gets on discord and back on the call with brainy
Brainy: oh hey! I thought you abandoned me!
Hefty joins the call
Hefty: hey dipshit aren't you supposed to be working
Brainy: Dude. Not cool
Hefty: you know what fuck this.
Brainy: anyways! Who my kitten
Cuphead: I am :)
Cuphead and brainy Smurf continue this weird ass habit until one day things changed
*Brainy calls cuphead*
Brainy: hey...cuphead I have to tell you something
Cuphead: yeah?
Brainy: wanna be my boyfriend discord kitten???
Hefty joins the call
Hefty: dude what the fuck🤦
Brainy: you know, it's not nice to interrupt someone 🤓👆
Hefty: you know what I'm done with your shit
Hefty leaves the call
Brainy: rude....well cuphead...I known you for so long...and I've been looking at those lips for so long...so will you be my boyfriend discord kitten??
Cuphead: uhm dude I'm not gay
Brainy: it's not gay when you got socks on
Cuphead: what's that supposed to mean.
Brainy: nevermind...but please Cuphead...
Cuphead looks at brainy with a twinkle in his eye
Cuphead: oh well...I guess we should date
Brainy: good...now who's my little kitten
Cuphead: oh me!!!
Brainy and Cuphead start dating and being weird buttholes until one day...
Cuphead: okay brainy imma take notes about you and introduce you to my elder kettle and my brother so...your age? I think your my age
Brainy: oh no kitten I'm 1000 years old hehe!
Mugman over hears this since his brother is loud as fuck
Mugman: Cuphead! Elder kettle said he didn't want us to communicate to people online
Cuphead: MUGMAN I CAN EXPLAIN- T-THIS IS A....TEXT TO SPEECH!
Mugman: dude im not stupid. Imma tell
Cuphead: NOOO DONT DO THIS >:(
*Cuphead throws a pen at Mugman making his left eye blind*
Mugman: w-whats wrong with my vision...
CUPHEAD >:(
Cuphead: OH MY GOODNESS SORRY MUGSY!!!
*fast forward Cuphead and Mugman wait in the living room for elder kettle*
Elder kettle: Well hey boys what happened?
Mugman: Cuphead blinded me and was dating someone >:(
Elder kettle: CUPHEAD >:(
*they look at cupheads discord chats*
Elder kettle: "whos my kitten?" CUPHEAD WHAT IS THIS
Cuphead: sowwy elder kettle🥺
Elder kettle: I'm giving the computer to Mugman
Mugman: uhm actually I prefer reading🤓👆
Elder kettle: Mugman?
Mugman: yea elder kettle?
Elder kettle: shut the fuck up
Mugman: 🥺
YOU ARE READING
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RandomCuphead and his silly shinanigans he is so cool and also my best friend
