*Cuphead and Mugman are throwing rocks down the creek until they see a sign from the fat pig man*
Cuphead: Hey mugsy let's go check that out
Mugman: Okay :)
*they go inside the fat pig man's shop and find these magazines they never seen before*
Cuphead: haha! What a silly comic
Mugman: ewww...what are these girls? Cuphead we gotta leave
Cuphead: hey porkrind! What are these comics
Porkrind: uh those are playboy magazines they have the hottest girls in there
Mugman: we aren't interested in buys cuphead let's go.
Cuphead: No wait Mugman let's just get one of these comics
Mugman: No Cuphead don't you think about it >:(
*Cuphead buys a playboy comic from porkrind*
Porkrind: don't tell a Soul
Cuphead: okay
Mugman: Cuphead! >:((
Cuphead: Sorry Mugman but come on let's go home I gotta see this
Mugman: All Right but don't get mad when elder kettle takes this from you.
Cuphead: yeah right like he's gonna know
*they run back home and go to their room*
*while Mugman is actually reading something about stars and shit cuphead turns Page to page on the playboy comics laughing his ass off*
Cuphead: HAH!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS MUGSY YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT
Mugman: no Cuphead im not looking at naked girls >:(
Cuphead: there's guys as well this is just too silly!!
Mugman: no im not looking at any of that!
Cuphead: alright but your missing out!
Elder kettle: Boys I'm I'm home!!
Cuphead: Oh no 🙊
*he hides his playboy comic under his pillow*
Mugman: hmm i will just take a small look
Cuphead: Mugman those are mine >:(
Mugman: just let me see real quick >:((
Cuphead: Fine >:(
*Mugman looks at every single page being flabbergasted, his smile fading to a scared look, he shakes like a leaf as he looks at the pages*
Elder kettle: so are you guys going to show love to me or do I have to force you.
*Elder kettle walks upstairs*
Elder kettle: Kids these days with their phones and technology 😒😒😒
Cuphead: MUGMAN GIVE IT BACK!!
*Cuphead snatches the book and places it under his pillow*
*elder kettle walks in*
Elder Kettle: God you guys are disappointing I should have wore rubber that time
Cuphead: y-yeah cool. *tries to hide the books*
Elder Kettle: What's that?
Mugman: Nothing
*he stands infront of cuphead facing elder kettle still trying to keep his brothers back no matter what*
Elder kettle: Let me see
C/M: NOO!
*elder kettle uppercuts Mugman to the ceiling and snatches the book from cuphead*
Cuphead: NOOO!
Mugman: (muffled) Ouch.
Elder kettle: Oh. My. God.
*he looks at the playboy book*
Elder kettle: I remember having this hah! Who got this?
Mugman: (muffled)Cuphead did.
Cuphead: I'm sorry elder kettle!!
Elder kettle: nah it's cool I had this before I remember the good ol days as a teenager handing these from my parents
[Flash Back]
Random ass kid: Hey look! there goes teenaged kettle doing homework! Hah! What a nerd!
"Teenaged" Kettle: Stop calling me that! What can I do to not be one
Random ass kid 2: Smoke and read these sick magazines!
*Flash Back ended*
Elder kettle: and that was the day my bad habit began. My parents found out and took the books away from me and took me to a different school for troubled kids like me. Now seeing you guys having these makes me feel like I'm not the only one.
Cuphead: So your not mad?
Elder kettle: Mad? The only thing I'll be mad at is if you don't paint that fence.
Cuphead: Aw thanks elder kettle
*Elder Kettle and cuphead hug eachother*
Mugman: (muffled) uhh guys can you help?
*Mugman falls on top of them*
Mugman: Ouch.
THE END
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