POKÉMON: ARCEUS' FINAL STAND

Trainers never quit

TW: Poop. Lots of poop. We are gonna be collecting a poop sample. Butts will be mentioned. Also pills.

Nurse Joy smiled as she entered upon the boys kissing. Goh politely asked "What can I do you for Nurse Joy?" Nurse Joy pulled out a bag. "I need Ash to do something special for me real quick and then I'll let you get back to what you were doing. Ash giggled and blushed. "We weren't doing anything at all!" Goh chuckled under his breath. Nurse Joy opened a bag. "If you come with me into the bathroom, I need to collect a sample of your shit." Ash was taken by surprise. "Oh! Uhh okay!" Goh looked up at Nurse Joy, then at Ash. He was still on Ash. "Hahaha I didn't realize I was still on you. Ash got up and stretched. "Ok Nurse Joy how much do you need?" Nurse Joy held up the bag. "Enough to fill this bag!"

Ash became concerned. "Oh I don't think I have to go that bad. Perhaps I could go now and then go later in the evening. Nurse Joy walked over and gave him a slap on the shoulder. "Nope it's gotta happen now while it's fresh. That's the only way the lab takes them!" Goh smiled. "Don't worry Ash I'll help you!" Nurse Joy pulled out some pills. "These will help!"

Ash desperately wanted to escape on his way to the bathroom but it seemed futile. The professor was close and Chloe and Gary were at the table sharing Gary's rock collection. Chloe was surprisingly interested. They didn't even hear the commotion of the others before they were in the bathroom and the door was shut behind Nurse Joy.

Once in the bathroom, Nurse Joy widely spread the bag. "Catch it all in here and try not to let it run." "Another tip I will mention is that you will want to hold it more closer to his back in case some shoot out like a rocket." There was silence and when nothing else was said, she commanded the boys to get to it. Goh frowned "I thought you were in charge of the medical tasks." Nurse Joy smiled. "Usually I am but I am so tired and so busy with paperwork, I need to get caught up and I need to discuss the outpatient plan with the professor. Besides, it's an easy task." Goh squinted. Nurse Joy pulled out a pair of gloves. "You better hurry, your boyfriend needs to go." Goh turned and Ash was already with his pants pulled down and smiling.

Chloe and Gary POV:

Gary pointed to the final rock. "And this rock I found while looking for pokemon. It was found on an Eevee's foot." Chloe smiled. "Wow Gary that's really cool." Someone grunted. "Was that you?" Gary shook his head. Chloe looked towards the bathroom. "I hope Ash is okay." Gary became serious. "Me too. He was doing fine this morning." Just then, the grunting stopped. Gary put his rocks back in his bag, and then heard Goh scream. Chloe became alarmed, and hollered if things were okay. Goh spoke in a frightened voice from the bathroom. "The one time Nurse Joy makes me collect a sample of you and I get pooped on! It's inside my glove and all over my hand!" Nurse Joy was laughing hysterically. Gary was speechless.

Goh's Pov
Inside the bathroom was a trash can to dispose the dirty glove. I frantically washed my hand afterwards, scrubbing and turning my skin red. Ash pulled up his pants. "Looks like I might need to work on my aim!" He was avoiding eye contact with me. This comment made Nurse Joy laugh more. I bet she wasn't as busy as she told us seeing how laid back and lazy she is. I dried my hands and proceeded to go. Ash was behind me and apologizing. "It's a good thing I love you so much or I would never speak to you again!" My eyes were still giving off anger. Ash became a little sad.

Story
Nurse Joy then left to the laundry to check on the clothes. Ash was still closely behind Goh and Goh eventually gave in and put a hand on his shoulder and hugged him. The lovebirds came to dinner not long after and sat down. Gary leaned over in his seat. He waited for someone to discuss the chaos that had occurred earlier and when no one did he probed the question. The professor spoke in a polite manner and said, "We probably shouldn't discuss that at the dinner table." Goh spoke, "It was fine until he pooped on me." Nurse Joy chuckled. "It's probably because his butt moved on you while pooping." Nurse Joy spoke."I did everything RIGHT!" Goh says on the verge of a mental breakdown. The professor was puzzled. "Nurse Joy, why didn't you collect the sample?" Nurse Joy finished her sip of drink and stated, "too much paperwork to get caught up on." The professor didn't speak another word and Goh called her a liar.

After dinner, Nurse Joy took the clothes out of the dryer and looked them over. There were still some blood on them but it wasn't that bad. She returned to the group and handed them their clothes. Goh immediately noticed the deep red that wasn't there before. "Nurse Joy, this still has blood on it." Nurse Joy turned and said "That's the best I could do. The bleach is empty now." Goh looked at his clothes. Gary whispered, "Your mom is going to kill you." Goh elbowed him. Nurse Joy left not long after and everyone slept.

The epilogue is next!