Sorry for not updating in so long, more or less half a year, I don't really have an exuse, but either way I'm back now, and I'll try to update again as soon as possible.
Thank you to all of those silent readers, and to those who comment as well. who have read, voted
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And let me tell you, none of my possible conspiratory theories or any of my theories could have prepared me for whst I Heard, AT ALL.
The voice of a complete stranger.
"Hello?" The voice repeated. "Anyone there?"
"Um, hi, is Eve there?"
This coversation is so awkward, mainly because I have absolutely no idea who the guy, yes, you read correctly, I have no idea who the guy on the other side of the line is.
"Exuse me, but I don't know anyone named Eve"
"You have got to be kidding me!!!!"
"I'm sorry, miss, but I really don't know anyone called Eve, you must have dialled the wrong number"
This is it!!!, This is officially the worst day ever, I knew it wasn't my day, or at least I kind of got some sort of idea once I hit my head against the floor this morning, but I never thought it would go this far, I can't even dial my twin's number correctly!!!!!
"I'm really sorry I called, I guess I did dial the wrong number, today is clearly NOT my day" I say trying to explain myself, and for some reason right now my social skills are getting better, or at least to some extent...
"Oh, don't worry, I'm sure it'll get better"
"I... uhm... thanks" Spoke to soon, they still as bad as ever. "Weeell, ... goodbye"
Hanging the phone I decide to make another all, after all the woman did say that I could make as many phone calls as I wished, and even though I'm sure she was just trying to be nice I'm going to take her word upon that and I'm going to take in a literal way.
Slowly I dial Eve's number again, trying not to make any mistakes this time. This time they answer after the second ring.
"Hello?" The voice says again.
"Um, hi..., I'm the same girl as before, it seems as if have dialled my sister's number wrong again?"
In case anyone is wondering, I did dial the number wrong again, and let me tell you it was really awkard.
"Don't worry about it, so... since it is the second time you are calling me I'm going to go ahead of myself and tell you my name, you might think I'm a freak, but I'm gonna do it any way. I'm Cole Francis the eighth, but my friends call me Cole, and since the moment that you dialled my number and gave me an exuse to get away of a very boring meeting with my father's frined's neighbour's daughter - who by the way is quite annoying- you have become my best friend. You don't really have to tell me your name if you don't want to, but it would be appreciated. And I guess that this is the moment in which in real life I end up giving you my phone, but considering that this is the second time you call me I don't really think that I have to give it to you."
"Look, I'm sorry I bother you-" I start saying before I get interrumpted.
"You aren't bothering me, like I said, I was in a very boring meeting with a very annoying girl."
"Either way," I start again "I am sorry that I have called you, and I'll probably hang up now, before I die from embarrasment for not even knowing my twin's number."
"Like I said, you have nothing to worry about, but I'm willing to offer you a deal."
Why on earth would I want to make a deal with this guy?, I mean, sure he sounds like a nice person, but I don't know him at all. People always say don't judge someone by its looks, 'don't judge a book by its cover', and because I don't have a cover to judge, I will consider this guy some sort of audiobook which I can judge by its voice, and that is exactly what I tell him.
"I don't really know why I should make a deal with you, you don't have anything that I might need. While you are stuck with an irritating girl, I am stranded in a hospital, so I don't see how this is going to work on my favor. And if your, ummm, perspicacity doesn't fail you, I do not, and repeat do not want to meet this girl of yours."
"I am offering you a once in a lifetime deal," He keeps going completely ignoring what I just said, and he even made a dramatic pause! "if you call me one more time, I'll agree to meet with you in real life"
Okay now, this is just plain confusing! WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO MEET A COMPLETE STRANGER THAT MIGHT BE A SIXTY YEAR OLD OBESE MAN THAT IS LYING ON HIS SOFA WHILE EATING PIZZA AND USING A VOICE MODULATOR TO MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE A TEENAGER!!! But then that might also be my paranoia speaking, but that's not the point! HE MIGHT HAVE EVEN HACKED SOMETHING TO GET SOMEWHERE AND STEAL MY SISTER'S NUMBER, THAT WAY WHEN I CALL HER HE WILL BE ABLE TO SPEAK TO ME!!! Because that makes a lot of sense, and there is absolutely no way that I'm wrong, I'm always right... Except for that one time, when..., and that other one, where..., and probably a thrid, fourth, etc..., BUT IT'S NOT THE POINT!! The point os that there might be a psycopath/perv/old man/goblin/creepy creature, I'm not even sure how goblin gkor there, but you can never be too sure!
" I'm sorry goblin, but I don't make deals with strangers!"
"First of all, I'm not a goblin!, my name is Cole, like I have ALREADY MENTIONED! And if you agree to this deal you 'll get to know me better..., I'm very nice, handsome, hot you might even say... but definately not a goblin"
"I can clearly see that your modesty has gotten lost at some point along your life, but I could care less. BTW whether you are or not a goblin, I don't really care, but from now on you'll be one in my story when I tell my sister about this, but that will be quite IT, because I don't intend to talk to you again."
"But what if we are meant to be together forever" He manages to sneak in just before I hang up.
" In that case, I suspect that we'll meet again"
And this time I really do hang up.
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Well, my dear readers, I hope you have enjoyed this, and I wold like to give a special thanks again to Saigey_baby by their comment as well as everybody else that reads and comments.
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