The Grinch x Santa (THIS IS COMPLETELY SATIRE AND ALL CREDIT GOES TO MY FRIEND)

The Grinch and Santa's secret

*Once apon a time, long lived an old man named Santa Clause and a green man named the grinch.
Though yet the grinch wanted to steal everything from him, his virginity was next on his list.

The grinch had stole most of his life, but this could be used as a lil apology, eh? The grinch had made his was to the big ass Santa factory, that even he tried stealing too. He walked to the doors, dead little elves bled onto the snow.
The grinch made his way into Santa's office, where he had been sitting at his desk crying because of how much attention he wanted. He was tired of the happiness anyway. But the grinch was here to change that.
"Hey~ your majesty~" the grinch said as he

walked through the door. Santa would've liked some naughtiness around here, but was too afraid to ask.
"What. You killed and stole ALL OF MY ELVES." Santa snapped. "Shh. You know your list, right~?" The grinch said slutingly as he curved his body against the wall. "Yes, what about it." "Well, it appears I have one too, and it's for stealing from you, but I have one more thing to steal." "..and ?"
"Your virginity is next..

...Santa let out a joyful laugh, he thought it was funny until the grinch got BUTT FUCKING BOOTY NAKED and lied down on his desk. He got on top of his belly and started to unbutton his cloak. Santa had turned even more red than his hat, that was soon thrown off of his head due to some thumping.
"Aahh ~ d-don't go any h-harder- I still need my- reproductive system- for more elves~"
"Well it appears now that your elves will have green, naughty fur." The grinch said as he went in farther. Santa had trouble with standing up and walking due to his weight, but the grinch loved that. He grabbed his giant, wrinkled Santa clause elf maker cock and started sucking on it violently.

The cream filling delight shot down his throat as Santa let out a giant old grandpa moan. This entire scene would mean that the grinch will carry an elf with santa, he loved having new children anyway.*