I'D DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE !

TABLE OF CONTENTS [1]

act 1 💛

1. BX !

in which dr novak is just blake novak.
or
in which blake novak eats dinner with her family.
❝ JASE BIT ME ! ❞

2. MEIS FILES !

in which blake novak reads harrison bader's medical report.
or
in which it's justin meis' time of the year again.
❝ HE'S MENTALLY ILL, HE'S CATHOLIC, AND HE'S EVEN A BORDERLINE ALCOHOLIC ! ❞

3. PRE-APPT !

in which blake novak meets harrison bader.
or
in which harrison bader gets lost in blake novak's eyes.
❝ SELF UNDIAGNOSING. I'M FINE. ❞

4. AUTOGRAPH !

in which blake novak finds a silly little note on a signed baseball.
or
in which jase novak wonders why harrison bader gave him his phone number.
❝ BRONXVILLE DIGITS ? ❞

5. THE SURGERY !

in which harrison bader gets his foot cut open.
or
in which anthony rizzo plays mommy
❝ DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS STARTING YOUR STREAM ? ❞

6. REVOLTED RIZZO !

in which anthony rizzo watches harrison bader's foot get cut open.
or
in which blake novak avoids getting yelled at by justin meis.
❝ DO MY KITCHEN SCISSORS DO THAT TOO ? ❞

7. CREEPERS JEEPERS !

in which harrison bader turns into a pretzel.
or
in which blake novak gets the scare of her life.
❝ HOW MUCH MEDICAL MORPHINE DID YOU GIVE HIM ? ❞

8. PROTOCAL !

in which blake novak is assigned a dumb job.
or
in which justin meis is mad (again).
❝ WHY AM I STILL HERE ? ❞