When I woke up I looked for a new house and about a hour later I found one.
y/n: "Do you want to live here, Nightmare?"
I asked him as I pointed to the image of the house."
Nightmare: "Yessssss."
I then noticed he ate all of his food.
y/n: "Seriously?"
Nightmare: "Sorrrrrrrrrry."
y/n: "Let me audition for the new house and then I'll buy you food, alright?"
Nightmare: "Okkkkkkkkkkkay."
I auditioned for the house and then headed in to the pet store.
I then noticed how long the waiting row is.
y/n thinking: "Fuck."
Ithen put my bird food on the moving thing. (I have no idea what it's called.)
The girl who was in front of me turned around and said "Hi".
I was shocked sinceI don't know one single person who would start a conversation with someone they don't know in a pet store of all places.
y/n: "Um hello?"
??: "How are you?"
y/n: "Pretty good. You?"
??: "Also good."
She then noticed that I have bird food.
??: "What bird do you have?"
y/n: "A crow."
??: "Isn't having a crow as a pet illegal?"
y/n: "I'm an ornithologist, specifically one that focuses on crows."
I lied to her, but I'll most likely never see her again so I don't really care.
??: "Ahh."
??: "I've got this question for a really long time, but I always forget to Google it, what is a group of crows called?"
y/n: "A murder."
??: "Really?"
y/n: "Yup. It's because of old folk tales."
??: "Okay."
y/n: "Also crows remember faces and masks so if you ever annoy one, he'll come back for you."
??: "I'll remember that."
y/n: "Also what are you here for?"
??: "I'm buying a spider."
y/n: "Alright..."
A few minutes later the row finally ended.
When I got out it looked like me and the girl from earlier were heading towards the same direction.
Petra: "We didn't introduce ourselfs so I'll go first: I'm Petra Parker. And you are?"
y/n: "y/n l/n."
Petra: "Alright."
She then went into house number 616 and I into 617.
Petra: "So you're my new neighbour huh?"
y/n: "I don't know yet, I still haven't been accepted."
I then walked in the house and the previous owner greeted me.
y/n: "Hi."
Previous owner: "Do you want me to guide you through the house?"
y/n: "Yes."
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