Life

I: Suna to Escape!

I do not own Naruto!
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A week.

That's how long it has been since she has seen the sky. That's how long it has been since she has eaten Ramen, or any good food.

That's also how long she's been studying the guards movement and personalities. She studied the twitches the guards made and who was the most easily distracted. She even studied the bags on their faces to see the one who was the tiredest. Luckily, the one who was most easily distracted was also the tiredest. And... here he was.

Step one, commence!

"Mister... mister... hello?" Naruto yawned.

"Yes?"

"Do you ever get bored guarding me all the time?"

"Yes... why does it matter?" He turned towards her.

"So then we can play twenty questions!" Naruto was smiling happily. "I'll start! Do you have a wife?"

He nodded.

"Is she a ninja?"

A nod.

"Children?"

Another nod. Her plan was working!

"Are they safely at home right now?'

He nodded.

"Are you sure?" She smirked evilly at him.

"You Demon! What did you do to them?!" He shut his eyes tightly and turned around, whispering threats under his breath.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu." Naruto whispered under her breath.

A small toad, about the size of her palm, appeared before her.

"Steal the keys for me, will you?"

The toad, understanding the situation, nodded silently and quietly took the keys.

"Kawarimi no Jutsu." She muttered.

She appeared behind the guard and knocked him out, moving him in the jail. She walked down the hallways and heard a group of guards heading towards her.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."

She sent her clone to make a sound as she jumped up and stuck herself to the ceiling. The clone Naruto unstealthily tripped, making a racket.

The ninja ran towards clone Naruto and past actual Naruto who was still on the ceiling. She dropped down and kicked the closest ninja on the head. A few ninja turned around at the sound of the dropping body of ninja #1.

"YOU DEMON! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO DAIKI!"

While the ninja was distracted clone Naruto knocked them out.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Naruto yelled, summoning 20 solid clones.

"Okay, divide yourselves into groups of five. You guys are group one. You will release half of the prisoners. I will also be joining you. You're group two. You guys will thwart the ninja guards. Number three," she looked at them. "You will be with group one and four is with two."

"" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" After she released all the prisoners she told the plan to the criminals that would listen.

"I cannot guarantee your freedom but I released you so you sorta' owe me. Anyway all I want you to do is distract the ninjas, m'kay?"

The large group nodded. It was acceptable.

"Okay. The plan starts in five minutes. Everybody get in positions!"