I get out my car and i stretch my legs out

Tegan : uhh

I get my bag out the back of the car and i go to the front door

Tink: finally u made it
Tegan ; I'm sorry I'm late
Tink ; your here and that's all that matters come on

I walk inside

Andy : ayy your here
Tegan ; finally
Ben; hi
Tegan ; i didn't realise u were coming
Ben ; i was a last minute invite
Tegan ; what about football
Ben ; people have gone off for England duty and i didn't get a call up so i got some time
Tegan ; i saw the goal
Ben ; thought u don't watch football
Andy ; yh
Tegan ; i don't but my brother was watching the game and i came down at the right time .
Tink : right come on I'll show u around
Tegam ; please do

I pick my bag up and she shows me all around the cottage and it was amzing

Tegan ; this is insane
Tink; i know right
Tegan ; its beautiful
Tink : my mum designed the whole thing
Tegan ; i knew your mum always had great taste
Tink ; its amazing anyway this is your bedroom
Tegan ; thank u

We walk in the room and i drop my bag on the floor

Tink ; have u eaten
Tegan ; yh i had diner before i left
Tink ; good cause we've eaten and kow we are drinking apart from ben.
Tegan : my alcohol is my car
Tink ; well go get it and join in
Tegan : ok

We walk out the room going downstairs and i go back out to the car getting my alcohol and i head back inside and i make myself a drink

Andy : what did u think of the place
Tegan ; insane but i think its cool theres a steam room a pool
Ben ; i will be useing the steam room
Andy ; me to
Tink : so u all like the place
Ben ; yh
Andy : definitely
Tink ; i will tell my parents now lets play some games cause i want us all drunk
Ben ; i am not dealing with sick 
Andy ; u won't relax
Tink ; never have i ever
Andy : really
Tink: u got any better ideas
Tegan: me first never have i ever kissed a friends ex

Andy drinks

Ben ; bro code
Andy : she was fit now shh never have i ever had to fake it
Tink : 100%
Tegan ; mmm

Me and tink both drink

Ben : with andy
Andy : she would never need to fake it with me
Tegan ; ahh
Ben; fine me never have i ever kissed more then 1 person in 24 hours

They all drink apart from me

Tegan : you'll nasty
Andy : don't judge tinks go
Tink : never have i ever kissed a friend

We all drink

Tegan: hmm...never have i ever lost money playing poker
Ben ; stole my money
Tegan ; i won it fair and i said I'd give the money back now drink up

He drinks

Tink ; whats this
Ben : played poker with her parents and she rinsed me of all the money i had in my pocket
Andy ; u met her mum isn't she fit

He looks at me and i shake my head

Ben ; i said nothing
Tegan ; your face says it all.
Andy: fitty
Ben ; I'm not saying anythinb
Tink ; good but can't believe u met her parent how
Tegan ; who cares andy go
Andy : never have i ever kissed someone 10 years or older

I drink

Tink ; go on coop
Tegan : regret
Ben ; never have i ever sent nudes

Andy and tinks drink

Tink : never have i ever thought a cartoon was hot
Andy ; 100%
Ben : yes
Tegan ; definitely

We all drink

Tegan : never i have ever kissed the same sex

Me and tinks drink

Ben : each other
Tink: no i was kissed by this random girl on a night out
Tegan ; me and millie kissed and i am off to the the toilet carry on without me

I put my drink down and i get up going to the bathroom and i do my business

Ben : u are all over the place
Tegan ; I've had like 5 shots in span of not to long its gonna hit me

I almost trip over feet but i save myself

Andy ; sit down
Tegan ; i am

I sit down

Tink ; i dread to think getting up
Tegan ; its scarey
Tink : uh how scarey
Tegan; super scarey when i was wobbling i was like ahh I'm gonna fall and i almost fall it was so scarey. 
Tink ; I'm scared
Tegan ; I'll protect u
Andy ; how are u guys this drunk
Ben ; its funny
Tegan ; I'm fine
Tink ; I'm not I'm tipsy very tipsy I'm a light weight
Ben ; i can tell
Tink; I'm hungry
Tegan ; me to
Tink ; food
Tegan ; yes

We get going to the kitchen

Tink; what do we want
Tegan : sensations

I grab the bag of sensations crisps

Tink ; oh yes
Ben ; please be careful
Andy : 1 of u stack it
Ben : no please be careful
Tink : we are eating we are fine
Ben ; theres knifes and kitchen side and we know what happend to her and a kitchen side
Tegan ; oi
Andy ; not wrong
Tink ; we are fine were munching
Tegan ; and its good wait i need my drink

I hand her the crisps and i run to the front room getting my drink

Ben ; tegan
Tegan ; what Benjamin
Ben ; don't run as much as I'd love to see u stack it i also don't want to be dealing with blood
Tegan ; i am fine I'm barley even tipsy
Ben ; thats some bullshit and u know it
Tegan ; noo
Tink ; cooooop
Tegan ; tinkkkkk

I sit down and she sits ontop of me

Tink ; andys mean
Tegan ; would u guys rather eyes for nipples or nipple for eyes
Andy : what
Tink ; uhh eyes for nipples

The boys start laughing

Tegan : ben andy
Andy : eyes for nipples
Ben ; yh I'd have eyes for nips aswell

I let out a little laugh

Tegan ; ha nips

We all start laughing

Andy : nips
Tink ; nips nips
Ben ; what the hell is happening
Tegan ; would u rather live the same day for a whole year and i know your reliving it and can't change it or relive the worst day of your life
Ben ; oh
Andy ; i don't know my bad day was a bad day but could i really relive the same for whole year
Tink ; relive the same day for a year
Ben ; I'd say relive the worst day of my life
Andy ; nah I'm gonna have to relive the same day for a whole year i wouldn't be able to go threw the day i lost my dad again .
Tink : tegan
Tegan: relive the worst day of my life I'd go crazy reliving the same day and not being able to change it .
Ben ; that was a good question
Tegan ; i do it all the time i love it...u know what else i love sleep
Tink ; i love sleep
Tegan; I'm going to ben
Tink ; me to that sounds good
Andy ; alredy
Tink ; yes

She gets off me and we stand up

Tegan : nightttt people see u tomrrow
Ben ; do u need help
Tegan: noo

I slowly walk upstairs and i go to the room I'm in and find my wash bag and i go to the bathroom brushing my hair and teeth and i walk out getting in my pjs and i get in bed and the room was spinning but after some time it passed

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