Polnareff X Reader-A JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Fanfic

Chapter 5: The trip to Egypt

>>>>>>>>>You and the Crusaders arrive in Alexandria, Egypt<<<<<<<<

Mr Joestar has been scratching at a bite on his arm the whole ride, you wonder what's going on.
           "Are you alright Mr Joestar?" You ask."Damn! This thing isn't getting any better!" Mr Joestar groaned.
"Maybe he should see a doctor" You suggest.
You and the Crusaders take Mr Joestar to the local clinic.
"We may have to lance this" The Doctor explained.
"Oh god I don't wanna watch this be cut open..." Mr Joestar groaned.
"No problem!" The Doctor politely said as he turned his head away from his arm.
                    As the doctor tries to open the wound it flips the scalpel over so it stabs  the doctor!
             Then, a nurse walks in seeing the dead doctor.
               "Wait! It's not what you think!" Mr Joestar attempts to explain to the nurse what happened but she takes it the wrong way.
         The "bite" grew a face and began to talk.
"Trying to cut me open you old fart?! Pretty stupid idea!" The "bite" said.
                 "Who are you?!" Mr Joestar asked.
"The Empress! As in the Empress Card Old Man! And now I'm gonna beat you up good!" The Empress replies.
              Mr Joestar attempts to stab the Empress, but it bites the scalpel.
           "When did you get on me?! Damn it!! This things got teeth!" Mr Joestar exclaimed.
             Mr Joestar struggles to pull the scalpel back but The Empress slices one his fingers off on his prosthetic hand.
              With the cops on his tail, Mr Joestar runs into the alleyway.
                      The Empress grew arms.
"This thing grew arms?! Just how big can you get?!" He asks himself as it clung to some metal bars and lures the cops closer!.
"Officer im right here!" The Empress says pretending to be Mr Joestar.
          Me Joestar groans and uses Hermit Purple to get it to let go and flee.
   He managed to run off and cover his arm.
      "You bastard! I can't see!" The Empress yells.
You and Polnareff are nearby walking with Nena, the girl who Hol Horse was apparently "dating".
"You see Nena, real men don't need to talk a big game, it's how you tell who's a liar and who's not"
You and Polnareff were explaining to Nena how Hol Horse was manipulating her.
Mr Joestar is running around town trying to find the others and thinks to himself. "Damn cops have run me out of town I'm nowhere near the hotel now, had I known this would happen, I would have taken Polnareff with me"
"Instead of a petty piece of shit like Hol Horse, try finding you a real man" You were suggesting to Nena.
                 "I agree!" Polnareff said.
Just then, The Empress had grown enough to fight Mr Joestar, causing a commotion around town even knocking over bins of Incense ashes.
        "Mr Polnareff, I need a reliable man like you! Please take care of me!" Nena pleaded.
             Polnareff is stunned by her words.
"I'm flattered, but I am with Y/N you'll  find someone i'm sure" He let's her down easy, but she doesn't seem to take it well.
             "Why not me?! I'll never find another like you or Hol Horse..." She makes a dramatic scene.
         Mr Joestar manages to run into an alleyway once again and dunks his arm into tar, restraining The Empress on his arm.
                "You stuck me in tar?! So it wasn't to suffocate me, it was to keep me from moving! How did you know there was a bucket of tar here?!"  The Empress screamed
      Mr Joestar activates Hermit Purple and reveals that he use the ashes from earlier to form a map of the city.
     "So you used Psychic Photography! That's how you found the tar!" The Empress says.
            Mr Joestar then uses Hermit Purple to successfully rip the stand off of his arm.
   "Alright! Time to find the user!" Mr Joestar said as he gets back up.
         You and Polnareff and Nena are in the alleyway still trying to get her to stop being dramatic.
                     "Nena please, im with Y/N, I can't just leave her!" Polnareff explains.
   She began crying, but then another person burst through her revealing that she was The Empress's stand user!
            "So she was The Empress's user! This ugly troll.." Mr Joestar said from behind you two.
                   "Damn..." You say in shock.
Polnareff just stands there in shock as well.
    "She played us like a damn fiddle Polnareff, you were careless" Mr Joestar explains.

            Later that night, you and the Crusaders manage to find a car to drive for the night.
          "Thought we could finally sleep in a bed, but the old man has to hide from the cops" Jotaro groans.
                    "I took care of it, Polnareff! you're driving" Mr Joestar said as he throws the key on Polnareff's hair.
         "Don't tell me you're still in shock" You say to him.
          You all get in the car and drive off, as another car nearby watches.
           
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