《SKZ GC》| Stray kids | Han○centric

Chapter 4

Duck Duck goose

Ban chan
Ok who the actual heck came into my room and stole my laptop?

Lyx
Not me I'm in class rn

Grown man
Same. Stuck with Ms. Choi

Know-it-all
Even tho I'm ur roommate I have no interset in stealing your laptop however so

Ban chan
I believe you Minho

Prince
Jisung is awfully quiet!

Honey
Why are you targeting me!
I'm with Seungmin you nacho breed.
Wait that's changbin

Prince
Right haha

Emo bae
How do I come into this convo!?

Honey
Dunno

Kill me
Did you lend it to someone over the past few days

Ban chan
Jisung and changbin used it in the studio but later on I took it back to the dorm with me

Honey
We are out of the culprits nacho face. I was with Seungmo the whole time afterwards.

Emo bae
Yup. I left before you two anyways.
Wait a minute
JISUNG YOU LITTLE SHIT PIECE

Honey
Hyung I'm sure I'm a lil bit bigger of a shit than you

Emo bae
Yeah u r

Grown man
Moment of silence for 'Oh Changbin' everyone

Emo bae
Did u just call me short!?

Know-it-all
Took you long enough

Ban chan
Guys I'm still not over the fact that my laptop is missing hello?

Honey
That's a you problem

Kill me
I agree with my roomie

Honey
Love you too

Kill me
Kys idc

Honey
I still love you...dw

Lyx
Probably must be lying around somewhere

Ban chan
I swear if one of you stole it

Grown man
What will you do?

Prince
Yeah

Ban chan
I'll end you all

Know-it-all
I feel like we should make his name come to life

Prince
Bahahahhaha

Grown man
Please do

Honey
I agree

Kill me
Same

Emo bae
Yeah Ban em

Ban chan
...
Well at least felix isn't like you shit heads

Honey
Wait for it

Lyx
I must agree
Bang chan is being a pain in the ass and should be banned from the group chat. He blamed us for something we all are not guilty of which is unacceptable.

Prince
Bro wrote a whole essay

Ban chan
...
I expected more from you felix

Know-it-all
Guess your expectation turned to dust

Prince
HAHHAHAHAHA

Honey
HAHAHHAHA

Grown man
Burn Christopher to the ground!

Emo bae
Yesssss

Honey
BTW channie hyung ur laptop is in the studio

Ban chan
What!?

Kill me
Me and jisung just checked its there lying on ur table

Prince
U old man think before blaming us

Grown man
He said that he brought it backkkk guess not

Know-it-all
Ur memory is worse than a grandpa's

Lyx
I'm disappointed

Prince
In aussie*

Honey
Yessir

Ban chan went offline

Know-it-all
Guess someone's embarrassed

Emo bae
He's treating us to dinner

Prince
Yess

Honey
I want beef

Kill me
Same I'm starvinnnn

Grown man
Let's meet after class to go to the nearby bbq place?

Lyx
Oki doki

Know-it-all
Ew who says oki doki
But sure let's meet up
I wanna make chan bankrupt tonight

Prince
Let's enjoy our meal tonight

Honey
Yessir

Well another ch cuz why not
It's actually cuz I was bored and felt nice enough to write another ch for this story

I hope this shit piece doesn't flop

Fingers crossed....

Love yallll ♥