My Funny Valentine

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COWBOY BEBOP #15

Three years ago. A team of doctors in a cold blue room. Faye unconscious in a tank. The tank sinks into the floor and locks.

The Bebop. Jet and Ed open up a panel in the floor to find a box of frozen fish.

ED: Frozen, frozen, hard.

Jet scans it with a sensor.

JET: No good after all. It's full of dioxins. I had saved this as evidence a while back –

Ed starts munching on them.

JET: Don't eat it, you malnutrition kid!

The rotating part of the ship.

ED: Then you want to catch a fraud? A matrimonial fraud?

JET: Guess I have no choice.

ED: What kinda fraud? Is it big?

JET: Smallest of the small fry. I don't think Spike will be up for this... Thought with Amber cheering her that's different, he wouldn't complain so much.

ED: Ed wants chicken kabobs!

Ed floats away.

JET: Guess I'll do it alone.

The living room. Faye is asleep on the couch with Ein and Amber reading. She screams aloud in her sleep.

FAYE: You have GOT to be kidding!

Ein barks at her.

AMBER: Oh, hi, Whore. It's your turn to help out Ein today.

FAYE: Give me a break...

Faye suddenly smells a nasty odor as Amber smiles.

AMBER: Told you so.

FAYE: This stinks!

Amber laughs so hard with Faye not looking so happy about it.

FAYE: Shut up!

Faye throws her shoe thinking it was a pillow hitting amber hard on the face with her nose bleeding and in pain.

AMBER: OW! What the hell!?

FAYE: Oops...

Ein has filled his doggy toilet.

Faye and Ein walk to the bathroom as Amber covers her nose to stop the bleeding with a tissue not happy with Faye trying to say she's sorry to her over and over again.

FAYE: Really. Weren't you taught that you should wipe your own butt? Amber, come on. I said I was sorry. Please forgive me...?

AMBER: It's going to take more than apologizing to me.

FAYE: Oh, come on... Tell you what for once you can get back at me later on.

AMBER: Really? Fine, but it won't be pretty.

Faye and Amber shake their hands on it.

FAYE: Okay, okay.

AMBER: Good, I got a special dinner to make for Spike tonight so be on your best behavior if you can.

Faye turns her attention to Ein.

FAYE: Really? Hey, dog, I've been thinking of who you remind me of. I know now. That guy with the thin eyebrows... Whitney Hagas Matsumoto. I wonder why I suddenly was reminded of him... Do you want to know something about my past that nobody else knows?

Ein yawns. Amber comes up towards to Faye to listen.

AMBER: Oh... Now this is something I want to hear, after what you did to me earlier.

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