Jamming with Edward

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COWBOY BEBOP #9

A satellite in Earth space.

SATELLITE: Here, nobody, here. Always, alone.

The satellite sends a signal causing sub satellites to shoot lasers onto Earth's surface, burning peculiar shapes.

Session #9

JAMMING WITH EDWARD

Earth. A child known as Ed lies on her back on a pile of ruins.

WEATHER REPORT: Slight rock showers. Chance of rock showers today is 20%. 39th district is cloudy. Chance of rock showers this afternoon is 10%.

Ed surfs the Solar System Web and finds the Bebop.

ED: Bebop, here, here! Welcome!

Meteors rain down, sending Ed flying.

WEATHER REPORT: Chance of rock showers today is 90%...

The Bebop. A television news show, hosted by news anchor, Tom Wiles, discusses the land carvings for Amber was watching the show above Spike resting on the coach. Her breasts were right near Spike's face to enjoy the view with one eye open and being quiet about it.

AMBER: Show time.

TOM: Now it's time for today's news topics. Today, we'll discuss the mysterious land paintings that suddenly appeared in what was South America. As usual we have commentaries by a researcher of supernatural phenomena.

YUURI: Me, Yuuri Kellerman.

TOM: Yuuri, about these land paintings...

YUURI: Yes, yes. Well, I believe that is was some sort of a message.

TOM: Um, who would it be from...? Can it be...?

YUURI: Aliens! It has to be from aliens!

TOM: However, the land paintings were drawn by lasers coming from satellites. The police think it was a prank pulled by a hacker who got into the satellite. They already have a bounty of 8 million Woolongs on the culprit.

Jet and Faye begin to listen attentively.

YUURI: Listen carefully. The bounty of 8 million is a conspiracy of the government. Even if it WAS drawn by a laser, there IS the possibility that aliens put a message into the brain of that hacker. Once again, the government is hiding something from us.

TOM: I see... a secret cult...

YUURI: Yes! And THAT is the mystery that I have been searching for all this time!

Earth. Edward dances in the sunset.

The Bebop.

SPIKE: I'll pass on this one after all.

JET: You're leaving me alone with her?

SPIKE: Nothing wrong with it. She's gung-ho about it.

JET: I'm not the type to be led around by women.

SPIKE: Then lead HER around.

AMBER: Ha! Faye's a dog and Jet's her master!

JET: Amber please, I'm even less the type to do that.

AMBER: I know that. Just messing around here.

FAYE: It's easier to divide 8 million between two than three.

JET: Here we go.

FAYE: I'm appalled. You're afraid of hackers?

SPIKE: I just hate tedious work like that.

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