"So who do you like?" Rosalina, your best friend, persists.
You blush and turn away. Rosalina was so nosy, she didn't understand how hard it was to explain you had a crush on the hottest guy in school.
"C'mon! Pleeease! If you don't tell me, how am I supposed to get you a date!" She had a point.
You sighed, lifting your shoulders and pulling your knees into you chest. Rosalina stares at you excitedly, eagerly awaiting your reply. "Wah-Waluigi..." You mumble, burying your face into your hands and hiding behind your knees.
Rosalina gasps. "Waluigi!" She giggles. "That wasn't so hard, was it?"
You lift up your head to pout at her. "Shut up!" She giggles as you fling a pillow her way.
"Ow! (your name) that hurt!" She pouts before smiling and leaping on you.
You giggle as she tickles you, "Stop, stop! I get it!" She pulls away and giggles.
"See you tomorrow morning!" She smiled, picking up her bag. "Be ready for a makeover!" And with that she left.
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Rosalina showed up to your house two hours before school started. "It's time to get you all dolled up!"she smiled and reached into her bag, pulling out her many cosmetics and products and laying them out on your dresser.
"Let's do this!"
~one hour and much pain later~
Rosalina stepped back, examining her work. "Perfect!" She smiled, holding up a mirror so you could see the make-up on your face. You looked beautiful. Your lips were a pale matte pink shade, your eyes were very defined and the contour was fabulous. Your eyebrows were full and quite frankly on fleek. The way your eyeliner flicked up to create a winged effect and the way your eyeshadow brought out your eyes was sure to make even Waluigi swoon.
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You finally arrive at school. Your hair is super soft and smells of tea tree, Waluigi's favorite scent. The hallways all seem to slow down as you walk past. Many boys call out, but you don't care. Your eyes scan the crowd for one boy. You spot him, his purple attire catching your eye immediately. Your heart speeds up, his eyes lock with yours and your face feels hot.
"Wah." He says cooly, winking at you.
You shudder, did Waluigi just wink and wah at you? It's all too much. Rosalina pats your back. "Did you see that? He totally thinks your hot." She can't hide the excitement in her voice.
You blush deeper. "Of course I saw that!" You bite your lip tasting the bubblegum lip gloss that you had recieved as a gift from Daisy for your birthday. Rosalina ushers you into your first period class and takes her seat next to you. Waluigi sits in front of you.
The bell rings and class begins, but you know you won't be able to focus. You fumble with your hair, staring at Waluigi's back. Rosalina nudges you, winking.
'Shut Up!' you mouth to her, but she just smiles and turns back to face the teacher. You continue to watch Waluigi until the bell rings. He gets up, and turns to face you. Your heart skips a beat, your eyes examine his thin pointed mustache, it was even better up close. He simply smiles "Noice." Is all he says, before walking to his next class.
You find yourself turned on by his nasally voice, and Rosalina had to snap you out of your trance. "Hello! Earth to (your name)!"
You feel your face go red. "Right! Let's go."
The rest of the day continues like this, until sixth period. Sadly Rosalina doesn't have this class with you, but Waluigi does.
You take a seat near the back, so you could have a good view of Waluigi.
He enters the classroom, strutting those long legs of his, the smug look on his face leaves you breathless.
Your heart speeds up as he walks towards you. The distance between you closing. Five feet, four feet, three feet. He takes a seat next to you, and it's as if he has taken all the oxygen within a seven foot radius.
You bite your lip slightly, at first to look sexy, but you find yourself biting harder just to make sure your not dreaming. Class begins and you fing yourself unable to calm down. Waluigi turns to you. "Got a pencil, wah?" He asks his voice turning you on even more than you were, if that was even possible.
Why does he have to be so sexy?
You curse to yourself as you pull out a number two pencil, sharpened to match Waluigi's mustache.
As you hand him the pencil, you feel his soft gloved hand touch yours. You can almost feel your ovaries explode.
"Thanks, snabe."
You knew what he meant. And it made your heart burst. He called you a snail babe.
You didn't get much done in class. Waluigi was all you could think about. Occasionally he would ask you for an answer, and you would help him. It was pure bliss.
When the bell finally rang Waluigi stood up, and handed you his number. "Call me, my parents aren't a'home this a'weekend." He winked and walked away, that smug look on his face. You had to tell Rosalina!
You pulled out your phone, entering Waluigi's number into a contact and saving it. Then you head out to the bus to tell Rosalina about what happened.
"Oh my gosh!" She cheers, smiling widely and throwing her arms around you. "This is great! Wing-woman Rosalina for the win!"
You giggled and looked down at your phone. Waluigi's number stared up at you. You had placed a photo from his instagram as his contact photo.
You didn't talk much for the rest of the bus ride, Rosalina had turned to face Wario and chat with him.
Your mind began to wander to what you might do with Waluigi. The bus stopped, and you got out, smiling as you walked into your house, flopping down on your bed.
Today was by far the best day of your life. But you knew an even better day was soon to come.
A/N: Hey guys! I had lots a fun writing this, and plan on updating it sometime tomorrow, so keep your eye out! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
