Under cover love

Mama Mia..

Princess Peach has been kidnapped again! It happens every other day, are we really surprised at this point? But Mario seems really worried for her, apparently Bowser is planning a wedding. Well, since Mario is being so passionate about this; I'll play along, I don't mind helping my brother! 

We were discussing our plan when Mario's face suddenly lit up with an idea.. Mama Mia.. whatever it is, I bet I won't be happy with it.. 

"I know what to do!" he exclaimed, "all we need to do is switch her out and trick him until the wedding day!" 

"But who would volunteer {for} such a dangerous thing?" I ask as he gives me a certain look.. I don't like that look.. 

"Why you, of course! You're perfect for it! You're sensitive like a woman, you're voice is higher than mine, the list goes on!" he said. Ouch.. that kinda hurt.. Am I really that sensitive? Sure I'm afraid of things, but all in good reason! 

"I-..." I started, but seeing my brother's face I couldn't say no.. "Fine.." I sigh softly, I'm not fit for secret missions, I'm not a good liar.. Oh well.. 

"Perfect! We'll get you a wig, a dress, everything! I'm sure he won't notice the mustache, so you don't have to shave it, don't worry!" Brother reassured me, but it didn't help, what if he finds out and locks me up!? or hurts me!? Mama Mia... 

A few days later Mario had gotten one of Peach's dresses and a wig.. He's really going all out, huh? I mean, I knew he had a "thing" for her, but jeez...

"Alright brother! You know what to do, yes?" Brother asked, I nodded, though I didn't. I'm winging it, but I'm sure it'll be fine.. I'll be caught either way.. 

"Good!" Mario said with a smile as he told me to put on the wig and dress. 

After I did some royal workers or something fixed the wig how Peach would normally have it, to make it more 'believable' even though nothing here would make it believable. 

"This is uncomfortable.." I say, shifting around the wig to get it more situated on my head. 

"You'll survive, Brother" Mario said with a slight hiss. Mama Mia, he's mad.. 

"You're right.. I will.." Probably. 

"Now all we need to do is get you there and switch you out for the real Peach!" Mario said. Does he really not care that I could die? Jeez, I knew he loved her, but this is a bit much.. 

We all get into a short limbo and go over. Way to be discrete, brother. 

Soon we arrive.. I see a LARGE castle guarded by many Goompa Troopers.. 

Mama Mia...