(Placeholder name) Countryhumans fanfiction

||ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟚||

(I don't remember what happened last chapter :skull: )

America lay there in his bed. "No, it's not Russia. It would never be." He sat there in denial until he heard Canada's phone vibrate.

 'It might actually be USSR.' He sighed in relief once the thought occurred.

He opened Canada's phone out of curiosity. Ukraine had texted him. He glanced at their previous messages.

(Bold=Ukraine, Italics=Canada)

Hey! Is this Canada?

Yeah!

And I assume you're Ukraine?

Yeah. So, how are you?

I'm good.

How are things going with Ame?

Terribly. I fear for him. 

Yk my brother Russia? 

Yeah?

I have his number. Maybe you could give it to Ame and they could talk? 

I mean Russia wouldn't mind making a friend.

Really?

He'd love that!

Here's his number: (***)-***-****

Alr, I'll give it to Ame later.

Thanks! Okay I gotta go in a minute or two.

Ame wouldn't mind an emotional support "buddy"

GIRLLLIE STOPP I DIED AT THAT LMAO

Gtg, Uki~

Please don't

Hey Nada r u back yetttt-

I'm so impatient sorry-

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And that's where the conversation ended. America had so many questions. 

Why did he put quotation marks around buddy?

Why would I want to talk with Russia?

Since when has Russia been open to the concept of befriending people?

What did Ukraine have to do at the end?

Many questions flooded his brain. Just then, he heard the door open so he slammed the phone down and ran to his side of the room.

"Ameeee." Canada said, looking at him. "What did you do with my phoneee."

"Just checking if it was up to date with updates. It was." America lied. He made sure he sounded genuine.

"O..kay." Canada pauses. "Oh, hey. By the way, do you want Russia's number?"

America declined the request.

"Pleeeeeeaaase??" Canada said. America decided to accept the offer, only because he could just ignore Russia. "Sure." America says, a smirk growing on his face.

"Okay! His number is (***)-***-**** " Canada says.

Just then America sends Russia a message reading, "Hey motherfucker"

(Bold = Russia, Italics = U.S)

Hey Motherfucker~~

What do you want?