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Squidzag 😮

This follows after the arcade fic I think

After the whole arcade scandal, D-tent did in fact crash at Stanley's house. They all agreed it'd be safer than going separate ways, especially because of what Magnet had gotten into.

Magnet tried to defend himself the entire drive, complaining that old habits were hard to break, but everyone seemed to show equal amounts of respect to him, even if what he did was stupid.

Zero himself thanked Magnet, dragging his obnoxiously large dragon behind him as they trailed to the front door. Zigzag of course, had to be the first one in, despite Stanley having the keys.

He was so determined, in fact, that he stood in the screen door, awkwardly backed against the door while Stanley rummaged through his keys.

Stanley simply let out a sigh, looking over at Zigzag and pushing the door open, too tired to deal with his shit.

Upon being unlocked, the blonde shoved his way in, as if needing to test if the house was "safe".

Seeming satisfied with what he saw, he waited while the others came in, his eyes less wide than before, relaxing a little.

Stanley streamed into the living room area, stretching from how long he just sat, driving a gang of fools around.

Zero placed his dragon on one of the couches, plopping down next to the green giant and flipping on the tv. Stanley let a small smile creep onto his face.

Until he heard a sudden crash.

Stanley had to run to the kitchen to figure out what just happened. Sliding with a small yelp into the kitchen, Stanley looked around.

"Hey caveman, I think I broke this pan" Squid had held what used to be an intact pan up, handle in one hand, flat part in the other. X-ray laughed at this, having started rummaging through his refrigerator.

Stanley sighed, taking the pan from Squid. "Man, how did you even break it...and why are you rummaging through my fridge?!" Stanley turned to X, slightly irritated.

"We were gonna cook, like those chefs on TV." X-ray shrugged. "Like uh... Gordon Ramsey or whatever" The darker boy smiled innocently, closing the door to the cold container.

Stanley noticed a glaring issue, Magnet, Pit, and Zigzag were all missing.
"Where's the other 3?" Stanley voiced his concern, peeking around the corner of the kitchen that
led to the upstairs staircase.

"Uh, Mag said something about having to get something from your car, Pit had to go to the restroom and Zig..?" X started to rattle off answers, looking mildly confused at where the last boy went.

Squid tapped Stanley on the shoulder "He said he was gonna 'keep watch' on the balcony or whatever..saying something about the government"

Stanley groaned, rubbing his temples "Squid for the love of god go make sure he doesn't climb onto my roof please"

Squid frowned, seemingly upset that he couldn't continue his very artistic form of "cooking". "Okay mom," He said sassily, walking upstairs in defeat. 

X looked over at the now aggravated Stanley, grinning awkwardly and seeming to take that as his sign to go track down Pit and Magnet.

Stanley sighed, just wanting the comfort of Zero, knowing he was about the only sane one left in the house besides Stan.

Squid did indeed find Zigzag on the balcony in one of the guest rooms, leaning over the railing and slouching a little.

"Hey big guy, tracking down any spy drones?" Squid joked, sliding open the screen door and coming to stand by Zigzag.