I'm not a baby anymore |Yunki ff|

JK

Fine you can get an update 🙄 but I expect a chocolate cake before the next update  (Ddeonu: I think that's a reasonable request. Can I get some mint choco ice cream too?) ofc you can Ddeonu （╹◡╹）

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/Next Morning/

Niki wakes up and rolls over to pull Jake closer but finds an empty bed. ([Ddeonu: He's escaped while he could] Its his house [Ddeonu: Twas his only choice])
Niki: Jake hyung...?
Niki gets up grabs a pair of gray sweats off the floor, pulling them on and he makes his way into the kitchen. (Im sorry but Niki shirtless in a pair of gray sweats I. Am. Dead. [Ddeonu: Yea damn right bitch he hot af] This is a Yunki ff Ddeonu lets not let readers start shipping Sunki [Hoon: WHOSE SHIPPING SUNKI?!] [Ddeonu: Nobody. Go away] Still mad at him? [Ddeonu: Yep])

Jake: Mornin
Niki: Whatcha makin?
Jake: Pancakes
Niki: Can I have microwaved strawberries on mine?

Jake: .....Do whatever you want
Niki beams and grabs some strawberries, sticking them in the microwave.
Jake: That honestly seems gross
Niki: Its delicious

Jake just shakes his head and flips a pancake
Niki: Where are the finished ones?
Jake points to the plate next to him with the spatula.
Niki jumps on the counter and bites a pancake.
Niki: UWAH!!! THATS SO GOOD!! (Just imagine that one time when Niki was eating something and he was all baby maknae mode and seemed like a cute lil baby cause he was so happy)

Niki beams like a little kid and it tugs at Jake's heart.  (Same Jakey same ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ)
Jake smiles like an idiot and wipes some crumbs off Niki's lap.
Jake: You're like a kid
Niki: I am a kid
Jake's eyes go wide as he realized Niki isnt of age yet ([Ddeonu: Whoop whoop that's the sound of the police])

Jake: How old are you again?
Niki: 17 but im 18 in December.
Niki smirks proudly as if he said something amazing but Jake is having a quarter life crisis and he stares at the pancake in the pan.
Niki: That's gonna burn

Jake: R-right
Jake takes the pancake out and puts it in the plate. Niki makes the horrible choice to try take it and eat it, resulting in a yelp of pain from him. ([Ddeonu: Yea....he's never been the brightest] Ddeonu that's rude! [Ddeonu: Why are you even lecturing me rn istg you're way worse] Shush lets not bring that up)
Jake grabs Niki's hand and puts it under some cold water.
Jake: Geez! Why would you take that?!

Niki: It looked yummier than the other ones (Sound logic [Niki: Yea ikr!! Oh hey Ddeonu!! [Hoon: He's mine!!] [Niki: Huh ok sure *Winks at Ddeonu*] *whispers to Niki* You're such an ass [Niki: *whispers back* shut up its fun to annoy him])
Niki pouts and Jake starts laughing at Niki's ridiculousness
Jake: I keep forgetting how childish you are cause you're so big
Niki: Well you sure seemed to enjoy my big size last night (Not what he meant （╹◡╹）[Niki: I know])

Jake smacks Niki's arm
Niki: OW!
Jake: Don't say such foul things
Niki: Geez sorry mom
Jake: That's right! Im old enough to be your mother! And I slept with you! You're not even of age!

Niki: Chill hyung. Its just three years. That's nothing.  (Wise words of Lee Felix right there [Ddeonu: He said two years tho] Das ist irrelevant)
Jake: Yea but legally its definitely something
Niki: So? I aint gonna report ya
Jake: Yea but what if someone finds out?

Niki: And how will they find out? Im not gonna tell anyone and im pretty sure you wont either.
Jake: I guess.....well theres nothing I can do about it anyways. F-
Niki: Don't say foul words hyung. Kids read this shit. ([Ddeonu: It be kinda funny how he saying not to swear but then swearing])
Jake: Oh shut up. Anyways that pancake should be cooled down by now and your strawberries are done and theres syrup in the fridge.

Niki: Yes!!
Niki hops off the counter and gathers his food materials then leans on the counter as he assembles his pancakes on his plate.
Jake: You know theres a whole kitchen right? Why do you have to stand so close?
Niki: I like it here (Fuck I need me a man like this [Niki: Wanna marry me?] If I say yes my potatoes gonna kill me [Niki: Lets not worry about that] [Chan: Oi! Back up you incredibly tall person! She already promised to marry me!] [Niki: Who tf are you?! Shes mine!!] [Kooki: Yea ok yall can keep dreaming] *to potatoes* Hehehe I bet yall be jealous that I get to be y/n and not you 😏)

Jake sighs and continues making pancakes for his big baby
Niki: Say Ahhhhh
Jake shakes his head no. Niki makes airplane sounds and maneuvers the food through the air towards Jake's mouth. Jake happily eats the food. (Jakey weak for the maknae food planes 😌)
Jake: I don't like warm strawberries
Niki: Too bad.

Jake chews the pancake as he goes on with his work
Niki gets bored of standing around so he back hugs Jake while he's cooking.
Jake: What are you doing?
Niki: Showing affection
Jake: What if someone sees?

Niki: You're my hyung. I can hug you
Jake: Nik-
Niki: Quit being so paranoid and feed me im starving.
Jake: You piece of sh-
Niki: Ahahah no bad words hyung. Im a kid remember

Jake: Oh please we both know you're not a kid anymore
Niki: I am too! (Seems pretty childish to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Jake: Yea ok sure
Niki: See! I am right!
Niki smirks smugly but runs when Jake threatens to smack him with a spatula.

Niki: I will be back!
Niki runs out of the kitchen and into the living room, jumping on the couch and switching through channels

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Ok well I know this is a fluffy chapter but I git shit load of shit to upload and I figured I should make Niki's character more playful and childish so yay anyways emmmmm yea ok baibai