I'm not a baby anymore |Yunki ff|

Chikin noodle soup

Chikin noodle soup chikin noodle soup chikin noodle soup with the soda on the side emmmm ok so i didnt get chocolate cake but I got 7kpop albums and a chocolate milk so yea ok I will update this if I must anyways idk where to go with this so lemme just think of some drama for a while if I only could id make a deal with god and id Get him to swap out places be running up that road be running up that hill be running up that...something anyways I didnt even watch that show with this song and couldnt be bothered to watch it even but this song is nice oh and I got two enha albums and I got Niki card and Jake card and heeseung card and.....sunghoon? Maybe 🤔 idk I forgot ok I think I fought of some drama with the cops heheheeee wait is this the right ff? I think so... anyways imma just write it anyways

Yoongi: Subscribe authornim's channel or I'll hide all the chikin and noodles then Hobi will only have soup. https://youtube.com/@Kijoringgg?si=4LRmVOBm4xUClcfb

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Jake: NIKI! WHERE ARE YOU??
Niki: That depends...why are you calling me...? (Me when my mom calls me fr 💀)
Jake: The pancakes are done we need to eat
Niki: Oh ok im in the living room!

Jake walks in with the pancakes and syrup and sets them down on the coffee table
Jake: What're we watching?
Niki: Porn ([Ddeonu: so what I wanna know is who tf corrupted lil baby Niki This much?])
Jake: WHAT?!
Niki: Im kidding geez chill

Jake: Dont make such jokes
Niki: I apologize sire (Aha we meet again Sir Nishimura [Niki: Why yes madam....authornim] Do you not know my name? 😑 [Niki: i know your name!] What's my name then? [Niki: Authornim] [Ddeonu: *laughing his ass off* Her name is Jae] [Niki: Like Jay hyung?] No not at all [Niki: Then what's your last name?] .....Parker...... [Niki: So youre Jae Parker] ....yes [Niki: Are you Jay biased? I thought I was your bias!!] Im not Jay biased!! Im ot7 and im not named after Jay I was just lucky to have that name its not like I've known Enhypen all my life! [Niki: Well then why are you named after Jay hyung?] IM NOT!!! [Ddeonu: Thats a touchy subject there Nikiya] [Niki: Why?] [Ddeonu: Hell if I know. I was banned from any conversing in ffs for a month after I brought it up])

Jake: Why are you speaking in such a manner?
Niki: I was matching your energy

Jake: Well....dont
Niki: Tch fine (WHAT AM I NOW WHAT IF IM SOMEONE I DONT WANT AROUND IM FALLING AGAIN IM FALLINGGGGGGGGG [Ddeonu: WHAT IF IM DOWN WHAT IF IM OUT WHAT IF IM SOMEONE YOU WONT TALK ABOUT IM FALLING AGAIN IM FALLING AGAIN IM FALLINGGGG])

Jake: What are really watching?
Niki: Just look
Jake looks at the TV for the first time and sees Niki wasnt actually lying about what he was watching (Ddeonu: For clarification hes watching porn)
Jake: WHAT IN GODS NAME

Jake grabs the remote and switches the channel
Jake: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?!
Niki: Idk I just flipped through channels and found it
Jake: BUT I DONT PAY FOR THAT KINDA STUFF
Niki: You do now (Hes gonna kill you [Niki: i didnt buy it] Then why act like you did? [Niki: Its funny])

Jake: WHAT?! OMG THIS IS MY PARENTS TV THEYRE GONNA THINK IT WAS ME
Niki: Daddy chill
Jake: Must you always speak in tiktok things?!
Niki: Must you always speak in old man?
Jake: Its not my fault I hang out with Jay a lot! ([Jay: Ouch! Im an uncle not an old man thank you very much!] [Ddeonu: Wow your coolness level just skyrocketed] [Jay: Thats why I had to clarify. I wouldnt wanna be stuck being an old man! Thats so not hip!] [Ddeonu: *whispers to authornim* what the actual fuck is hip?] *whispers back* a bone [Ddeonu: Why wouldnt he want his hip?] Idk maybe hes old and got a replacement one already [Ddeonu: Makes sense])

Niki: ....You hang out with Jay...?
Jake: Yea ofc I do we're friends
Niki: Oh....ok
Niki goes silent and changes the channel from the joke he was playing on Jake to some boring ass show ([Ddeonu: Hes watching the channel called Paint Drying] You get that? [Ddeonu: Idk I watch Netflix not this channel crap] You pay for stuff? [Ddoenu: You dont?] Im broke bitch ofc not [Ddeonu: Sucks for you])