Secret Identity

Emergency Task Canceled

Hello there! I am the Spider-man from Earth CH-73! Odd name, huh? Oh, and yeah! I do know about the multivere and alternative universes! Anyways back to my introduction! I the Spider-man of Austria in my dimansion, is there more spider people? Don't know. I tried searching, I promise!-

*crash*
Oh great... Another man stealing from the local art school. I was quick to act and web the guys to the ground. Also, I have organic web shooters!
*click*
Yeh... I don't think the sound matters when shooting webs.
"Okay, now that you're grounded, I'm not sure what to do with you." I tried to make myself sound scary and cool at the same time. I almost sounded like the Third Reich, oops! Don't wanna risk it!
"Let us go!" Dang, his voice cracked! I guess I can be nice and juat call the cops.
"Well, okay... But if you ever steal again, I will... GASP... Punish you severely."
"Y-Y-You want to... Hahaha!"
I just shot him in the head. Yes. I have a gun at all times.
*Chirp*
"Hm? Oh Kiki! Hello, pretty princess!" I greeted my little sidekick, Kiki! She's a yellow cockatiel with red cheeks, and I her superhero name is Kikichu! I kinda named her after the Pocket Monster Pikachu.
"How did the date with Gunther go? He looked pretty happy!" All I got in response was another chirp. Gunther is my best friend from work, don't think I'll be giving you my identity just yet! I'm only telling you my friend! He's a normal German citizen and a really good friend! And no, my bird did not go on a date with my best friend. He was only birdsitting.

*Beeping noises*
I looked over at the watch Miguel gave me. Yes, I know Miguel O'Hara, we get along.
"Alright Kiki! Let's just leave these guys here for the cops to find! Miguel is calling for us!" I informed her and swinged to the roof of the school.  I soon opened a portal, Kiki got on my shoulder, and we walked through. And don't worry, she has a tiny bird vest that keeps her from glitching and dying.
"Okay Kiki, we're in the multiverse now! Just relax and enjoy the ride!"
*Chirp*
*COOL PORTAL NOISES!*
"We're here-"
"FIND HIM!" Miguel rudely cut me off.
"Find who?" I asked him since he didn't tell me why he called for me while I was far too busy fighting crime.
"MILES MORALES!"
"Oh, the guy everyone keeps talking about?"
"YES!"
"Ooooh, so the Spider-man that's black."
"YE- You need to turn that weird humor of yours off. Anyways, GO FIND HIM!"
"Nah."
And with that, I left. Walking through the cafeteria, I noticed Peter B. Parker about to leave to his Earth.
"Hey, B!" I called for him to see if he would turn back. He did, and he ran up to me.
"What are you doing here?"
"I had to see you."
"Yeah, but why didn't you just call me or come see me at home?"
"Well, I was busy, but Miguel called right as I got off. Something about a black Spider-man?"
"Wow, you really need to turn that humor off..."
"I know, Miguel said the same thing." I responded to him with a smirk and kept talking.
"But I will not help him. He keeps trying to look at who I am, y'know?"
"Why are you so scared of your identity?"
"Everyone will think I'm something that I no longer am. I'm a new man, I do good things now. I finally redeemed myself." I sounded quite sad when I said that, not cool.
"Okay, I get it. But if you ever need help, you know I'm here for you."
"Thanks, I'll be sure to remember that."
I let him go back to his Earth, and I wait in line at the food bar. I got myself some of my favorite foods from this world, Burger King and Pizza. I even got some pasta! I think I'm finally eating healthy.