random stories

✨School ✨

I was sleeping peacefully no problems till my dad open my door... My dad said "get up it's time for school!!" and I stayed in my bed for 25 more minutes and then played on my iPad for two minutes and then got up and pretend I was looking for my clothes the whole time :D they said "YoU NEeD tO bE rEaDy For ScHoOl" and then I said "i'm looking for my clothes goofy ass!-"
and they they said "HUH???" They said dramatically and then I said"baba buoy 🤓"

Random man's pov
"Ahh such a nice day to go outside-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"🤨 never mind it sounds like someone's getting whooped by their parents"
He then went back inside his house and went back to sleep, and when I mean "went back to sleep" I mean work at home for 18 hours :")
.｡.:*☆1 HoUr LaTeR☆*:.｡.

I ended up walking to school by myself, looking like a onion, rat, kitchen, fleet, disease ☠️
My whole body hurt, my eyes hurts... My brain cells hurt because I just lost another 3000 brain cells trying to help my brother look for his shoes! He literally said let's check in the bathroom under the sink! AHHHH WHO TF SAYS THAT?? A OLD ASS MAMA OR SM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Authors note: no offense, to all those mamas out there 😌 we love you mamas)

I was walking to school.. walking as low as I could. So then I could get to school at 9pm and I would only have to be at school for like a few hours hehe... I was checking out the neighborhood, adopting cats and dogs... feeding them whatever I had in my lunch box :D being a stupid goofy 4th grader :D

Meanwhile With my brother...

Edan pov

He was sleeping... peacefully somehow through all of this noise!! 🙃 their was a kid screaming and giving paper cuts to kids and stuff and yelling at the teacher, getting paper slaves, making paper airplanes and sending them to Mars no!! to moon . Maybe I don't know, but only kids.... but the Furrys ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ they were turning into wild animals because they were acting goofy. And they were smart for some reason today very goofy, haha! :D but they at least the teacher was a sub, she told us to be quiet but we didn't. We did math but some kid hugged the bathroom and stayed in the bathroom for the whole math so if you want to survive through 6th grade just stay in the bathroom for all of the periods :D!

(Authors note: heyyy if you want more of these goofy stories, just tell me don't be afraid... I don't judge lol)