(No one pov)
(P.S Alastor is an female and will become part of the harem)
The Morningstar limousine is seen riding along the streets of hell.
We cut to inside the Limo to see an the gang inside sitting awkwardly.
Charlie, despite having one Customer, was still depressed after getting embarrassed by Katie Killjoy.
Vaggie was glaring at Angeldust as her eye twitched violently.
Said Spider demon was playing with the Limo window annoying both the Moon Demon and Vaggie.
Speaking of, Y/n was silently leaning on the Limo wall with all six of his eyes closed.
However everyone (But Angeldust) could tell he was getting more agitated as there was an vein on his forehead.
Suddenly he opened his eyes and yelled.
Y/n: ANGEL STOP PLAYING WITH THAT FUCKING WINDOW SWITCH!
Angeldust immediately removed her hands from the button and noticed Vaggie's frowning expression.
Angel: What ?
Vaggie: What?, WHAT?! What were you DOING?!
Y/n cringes at Vaggie as she ripped out handful of her hair.
Angel Dust: I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff?
Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!
Angel Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! It wasn't that bad, anyway.
She proceeded to play with the button once more.
Vaggie grabbed an knife out of her pocket and was ready to throw it at the porn actress but Y/n beat her to it.
The moon overlord threw his war fans at the window switch, scaring Angeldust.
Y/n: You were supposed to prove to Hell see that redemption was possible for demons. Instead, you decide to make an bad situation worse by going against your orders and enter an turf fight.
Angel Dust: Aw, come on! I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!
Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!
Angel Dust: No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria!
Y/n looks to Charlie to see her cringing at each word.
Y/n: Angel, enough. You're scaring Charlie.
Angel Dust: Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! This thing have any liquor?
Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?
Angel Dust: Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!
Vaggie: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!
Angel Dust: Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!
Vaggie: I'm gonna kill 'im.
Y/n: Wait in line....
Angel Dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it.
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The Uppermoon Overlord (KNY demon reader x Hazbin hotel/Helluva harem)
FanfictionRemake of an old book I made. Y/n had been another mindless pawn of Muzan Kibitsuji until the day of his deth. From low level Yokai of Japan now an Overlord of Hell, Y/n will now live his life in one of the strangest places in all of hell. The Happy...
