After work you go home to your sad little house.
You live alone because you suck and have no friends.
You walk through the door, throwing your keys down and going to lay on the couch. Maybe you'll watch a comedy show.
Actually. No. Comedy sucks now days.
You decide to just drag your sore body upstairs to your room.
You would be jerking off right now, but your dick is still dead from all that...stuff...earlier.
You fall asleep to the sound of construction outside your house.
(In a dream)
You're in a dark room.
You see a figure...
It's him.
Slenderman
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Slenderman X Male reader (NSFW) [Satire Joke]
Romance(A mostly satire joke story not to be taken seriously. I was very bored and found an old fan fic of mine so uh be aware of that. I made this as a joke and this is not how i write and no i dont love slenderman like that so shut up) Your wandering...
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