The scene opens up to a shot of Heaven’s golden gates. The gates open and “Cherub Towne” is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.
Cletus: Well, howdy! I’m Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.
The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Gimme another, Mox.
Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.
Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!
Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.
Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?
Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.
Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford’s Wacky Idea Factory,
The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a
Wally: where you make the things and I make the money!
Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.
Wally: Please! I’m very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.
Millie: WOO! You’re on a roll, sir!
The camera pans over to Loona, who snores and drools while sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. Y/n is sitting next to her on his phone texting someone labelled "Bell". The text conversation reads, "Hey, I am sorry to ask but could I possibly borrow the keys to your drug stash. Bee's going to try to break in and I know it will cause problems". The reply from "Bell" is "Only if you come in and help me with a patient of mine, other than that you're fine". The scene goes back to Loona as she is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.
Loona: Guys... do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
Moxxie: That’s possible?
Millie: Alright! Don’t panic, Moxxie!
Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.
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Male Hellhound Reader in Helluva Boss
FanfictionLiterally the title, but just to give a heads up. I don't own anything except for the picture of the human disguise, the story idea, and the secret chapters. You own the character Y/n, and Vivziepop owns the show Helluva Boss. Thanks for Reading.
