Male Hellhound Reader in Helluva Boss

Truth Seekers [Ch 6]

The episode opens up to panning shots of four monitors. The first shows Blitzo and Moxxie outside Martha's house, Moxxie then pushing Blitzo's gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction in "Murder Family" as Y/n phases back into the bushes. The second shows Millie coming out of the ocean after Y/n shrank  the fish monster in "Spring Broken" back down to size, the third shows Millie and Moxxie French-kissing while swinging on a rope in "C.H.E.R.U.B." as Y/n is in his suit eating sweets while sitting in the audience, and the fourth shows a shot of horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitzo, who was caught choking on the honey comb shaped boba pearls of his drink that has a yellow label saying Little Bee's Cafe sporting a logo of a hellhound with bee like features in a black silhouette. Someone then points at the screen with Blitzo.
Agent One: Right there! This was the first sighting.
Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?
Agent One: They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!
Agent Two: *nods rapidly* Yeah, and that short woman with pink hair, eyes, and white and pink clothing is always present.
It's like she is one of the…
A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzo, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously.
Agent Two: Ahhh, well... That's convenient.
Cuts to Blitzo outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.
Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.
Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.
Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.
Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.
Blitzo: *softly* I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!
Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way.
Blitzo: GET DOWN!
Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.
Blitzo: LOONA! CLOSE IT!
Millie: Wait, no!
She tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails.
Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.
Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.
Blitzo: MOXXIE!
With quick thinking, Blitzo grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can he was hiding behind, and runs away. He smacks Agent Two in the face with Moxxie and keeps on running through the alleyway.
Moxxie: (slurred) I smell... *sniffs* colors...
Blitzo eventually reaches a dead end. The agents waste no time in cornering him. Blitzo raises his gun, ready to fight.
Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!
Blitzo and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxxie is shocked out of Blitzo's grip and Blitzo is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents are then seen through Blitzo's eyes.
Agent One: *chuckles confidently* I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!
Agent Two: *cocks gun* Super badass!
Soon enough, Blitzo passes out. Meanwhile in the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punches the wall, tears in her eyes and making vicious demon screeches, before falling to her knees devastated.
Millie: SHIT! Shit, shit, shit!
Millie wails with her head and hands on the floor. Loona stands behind her with Stolas' Grimoire in her hands, looking concerned.
Loona: You, uh... You okay, there?
Millie suddenly stands up, startling Loona into dropping the Grimoire and holding her hands up defensively.
Millie: What're you doing sittin' there?! The boys are in trouble! Open it again!
Loona: Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until--
Consumed by rage and worry for her husband and boss, Millie grabs Loona by her shirt and yanks her down to face level.
Millie: *furious* Open the fucking portal, now!
Cuts to a sequence of Loona and Millie gearing up for a rescue mission. Loona zips a backpack labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag" closed, an angry Millie twirls and lifts a giant double-headed axe with the 'M' in the middle, and Loona transforms to her human form. The portal opens again, and Millie leaps out and lands in a pose while Loona nonchalantly steps through.