Chitty chitty bang bang.

Part 1: I dont need your help.

I sign into my new fantasy game while holding a 1911, and my gladiator sword. In the year 2089, VR games had a rise, this one has 2 billion players.

I appear in a city.

Medieval games amirite?

I then see that im a copy of me.

In a white room.

I see class options.

I then see outer world gladiator.

You get the gear of a gladiator with the addition of a cloak of black and red.

It has a white skull in white on the back.

A fisher gladiator helmet. In black with a red grate and black ninja mask.

Two arm plates, that have built in brass knuckles.

And a large black hoodie.

As Well as black pants and black timbs.

It comes with a trident and a small shield, a gladiator sword and a fishnet as well as a guts like great sword.

At that it allows you to bring things from your world as long as their on your body.

I choose it seeing a variant list.

Blood Berserker, scifi cycler, Etc.

I see one that stands out to me.

General summoner.

You can summon anything including weapons.

It comes with a pair of 6 Red, purple, and black colored wings going from top to bottom, a Staff in addition to everything else, and finally a player who chose to play as a fairy, opposing the gender of character you chose.

I touch it, and i immediately choose one name, 'Flak Bones'.

I appear under a large tree.

I see fairy women everywhere around me.

Its a beautiful field of flowers.

Then i see a player tag of a chick with long blue hair and green eyes.

White skin.

G - Cup.

She has a nice blue dress on.

Its sparkly.

"Hey there, what's your name friend?"
She asks kindly.
"Im Flak. Or Jacket if you wish."

I say kindly cracking a smile.

"Ok edgelord, calm down. My name is Maleena."
"Can i call you ms. May?"

She nods affirmatively.

"Wanna start our adventure ms. May?"

I smile as a spark of golden energy goes through my eyes.

"Sure, Can i call you Malice?"

I nod.

We walk off.

Into the city.

In the forest i encounter some skeletons.

"Need a buff, M?"

I nod no.

"Check this out G."

I in a single second kill the skeletons with my hands.

"I know we arent supposed to talk about reality ms. May, but im actually a gangster in real life and a half decent hacker..."
"Im the daughter of a rich family, a duke actually and he has married me off to a really dumb gangster named Jacket, he lives in Dead man Valley. Im Osome(ah-so-may) Katajima by the way."

We continue walking as i smile.

We make it to town.

Me standing at 6'9" and bulky.

I tower over everyone.

We walk around town and have fun, montage goes here.

But when a girl gets robbed, i grab the robber taking the bag as my right eye glows red.

I hand it to the young lady.

And finally we make it to the castle.

Osome stands at 4'10" so she rides on the back of my neck.

I go up to the Castle entrance.

The guards approach me.

"You can go but the fairy girl stays with us."

I use my glowing red eye to intimidate them.

"God sent me, and im here to give a message."

They immediately part to the sides while shitting bricks.

I walk to the queens throne room.

"Hello fair adventur-"
"this room stinks of dead people."

All of a sudden 3 more adventurers walk in from behind me.

And the rooms illusion fades away.

However.

"I as queen Marie the 4th 1rst second and third removed, give you the rights to the throne, Mr. Flak."

A deed to the castle appears in my hands.

The 3 girl adventurers see Osome on my shoulders.

"Osome?"

Said one with brown hair. A thief character. 3'6".

"Who's this big hunk here?"

Said her friend playing as a half orc, and a normal berserker. Standing at about 6'4"

"This is my friend Malice or Flak if that works."

I continue reading the deed.

"Well can we see his face."

The sorcerer of the group said standing at 5'9".

"Osome get off."

She nods and gets off now with her friends.

I turn around taking my helmet off.

"Im Jacket. Jacket Kuro. Nice to meet you."

I smile.

The girls stare at me in shock including Osome.

"Your who im getting married too?"

I nod.

"My mother is actually forcing me too do this... But im trying to make the best of it. I mean its better than the women down here."

I laugh.

"Your the prettiest boy I've seen, Osome you cad."
Said the thief.

"Hes pret...wait Jacket...all 4 of us are getting married to the same person right?"

Said the half orc.

They all nod.

"I don't think i can handle 4 women of varying beautiful stature."

i smile putting my helmet on

and sitting on the throne.

a crown appears on my belt.

i get up after redesigning the castle.

i sign out.

I see 2 men behind me.

I point my 1911 at them.

"Bang bang bitch."

I shoot both of em. Hitting the one on the left in the head.

I leave my room seeing my 2 older sisters.

"You two alright?"

They see the smoke from my gun.

"Yeah bro, were fine."

I nod.

I go back looting the two corpses.

I steal their outfits too.

I throw the bodies out the window.