five people come together and make the worst tsp crack ever

The Fern x The Reassurance Bucket

Definetly not by Flower

It was a normal day in the parable. The bucket was walking around the parable trying to ease itself after fighting with Stanley. Stanley was such a pussy he hid in the broom closet and was wailing over the breakup of him and the bucket.

The bucket thought that he deserved it for being such an asshole and a cheater. The truth is, The bucket had seen Stanley kissing the Narrator in front of it. Stanley was simply trying to make the bucket jealous by doing so because Stanley was getting irritated by the bucket being friends with the fern. The bucket was awfully sad and horrified upon seeing the scene and also sick about how Stanley would think that it would cheat on Stanley with the fern but the truth is that they were just best buddies.

Well now that they have broken up, The bucket thought of a great idea to take revenge on Stanley the cheating liar FAT bastard.It knew exactly what to do..to date the fern and kiss it infront of the cheating bastard. The bucket went on its way to meet its new loving husband. The bucket smiles cheekily wondering how badly the fat cheating bastard STANLEY was going to react to its new relationship and how fast it had moved on from their previous break up.

The bucket stopped on its track and sighed. It forgot about something, it needed a new makeover first before hooking up with the fern. The bucket made its way back to the broom closet. The bucket looked annoyed at first because the cheating fat bastard was in the broom closet crying himself to sleep like the big pussy he is. The bucket opened the door and pretended as if Stanley wasn't there.

He saw the bucket and begged it to start a new fresh relationship together and was apologizing so much. The bucket scoffed and grabbed its bowtie and cologne and went back to where it stopped its track. The bucket put on its bowtie and sprayed cologne around its body. The bucket smelled nice. Now, it was ready. The bucket skedaddled towards the fern with its confidence striking the clouds.

The fern was greeted by a warm embrace by the bucket. The fern looked very happy today, so then it asked the bucket: "Hey bucket, what brings you here today? I thought you were with Stanley."

The bucket sighed and scoffed just hearing the name Stanley.

" That fat bastard cheated on me so I wanted to get revenge. What I mean by revenge is, you and I will go on a date and purposely kiss in front of Stanley."

The fern hesitated a bit before agreeing to the plan. "Well okay he's kinda been an asshole to me too because he ignored me when the narrator told him to NOT ignore me.. I'm in!"

The bucket and The fern went on their way to their first date 😊